Things that are right

As I am of those Heineken ads from a while back of ‘Heineken - banned in Cuba since whenever’.

Good work farmer, fine ad that.

I was responsible for “1 pour guinness” never making it past the marketing stage.

Didnt stop me drinking the bar dry of it that night mind you.

Bit of background on this please lads. How do you wangle an invite, where do they screen the ‘mock’ ads etc?

Yeah I want to know what the splan is too.

One of my mates knows someone involved in it (don’t really know her exact involvement nor care) and she asks him to bring a few people along.

The last one I attended was in the Clarendon - upstairs. Not sure where this one is going to be.

Friend of a friend put me in touch with it once. She texts me every now and again for them, I dont really bother anymore. If I get another line from her, I’ll mention it and put ye in touch with her. Shes always looking for fresh meat.

THIRTEEN Rangers fans were diagnosed with swine flu yesterday as Scotland’'s tally hit 42.

The stricken fans had travelled on a supporters bus from Dunoon, Argyll, to the league decider against Dundee Utd at Tannadice on May 24.

They were among 23 new cases confirmed as health secretary Nicola Sturgeon announced a flu response control centre had been set up.

Plumber Scott Macdonald, 43, of Dunoon, revealed he and daughter Molly, 13, both have the virus.

She is a third-year pupil at Dunoon Grammar School and her entire year are being kept at home as a precaution.

Scott said: “I wasn’t on the supporters’ bus but my cousin was and I saw him after the game and that’s when Molly and I must have caught it.”

Molly’s mum Frances, 34, and sister Elle, 10, “probably” have swine flu.

Scott caught the virus from his cousin Gordon Campbell, 24, whose dad Colin, 58, is also infected.

Staff at the Royal Bank of Scotland branch in Dunoon - where one of the Rangers fans works - were told to stay at home yesterday.

The weather. Awwww yeah

Summer summer summertime
time to sit back and unwind

Here it is the groove slightly transformed
just a bit of a break from the norm
just a little somethin’ to break the monotony
of all that hardcore dance that has gotten to be
a little bit out of control it’s cool to dance
but what about the groove that soothes that moves romance
give me a soft subtle mix
and if ain’t broke then don’t try to fix it
and think of the summers of the past
adjust the base and let the alpine blast
pop in my CD and let me run a rhyme
and put your car on cruise and lay back cause this is summertime

summer summer summertime
time to sit back and unwind

[quote=“Flano”]The weather. Awwww yeah

Summer summer summertime
time to sit back and unwind

Here it is the groove slightly transformed
just a bit of a break from the norm
just a little somethin’ to break the monotony
of all that hardcore dance that has gotten to be
a little bit out of control it’s cool to dance
but what about the groove that soothes that moves romance
give me a soft subtle mix
and if ain’t broke then don’t try to fix it
and think of the summers of the past
adjust the base and let the alpine blast
pop in my CD and let me run a rhyme
and put your car on cruise and lay back cause this is summertime

summer summer summertime
time to sit back and unwind[/quote]
:clap::clap::clap::rolleyes::clap::rolleyes::clap::rolleyes::clap::rolleyes:

school is out and it’s a sort of a buzz
a back then I didn’t really know what it was
but now I see what have of this
the way that people respond to summer madness
the weather is hot and girls are dressing less
and checking out the fellas to tell 'em who’s best
riding around in your jeep or your benzos
or in your Nissan stting on lorenzos
back in Philly we be ou in the park
a place called the plateau is where everybody goes
guys out hunting and girls doing likewise
honking at the honey in front of you with the light eyes
she turn around to see what you beeping at
it’s like the summers a natural afradesiac
and with a pen and pad I compose this rhyme
to hit you and get you equipped for the summer time

summer summer summertime
time to sit back and unwind

[quote=“Flano”]school is out and it’s a sort of a buzz
a back then I didn’t really know what it was
but now I see what have of this
the way that people respond to summer madness
the weather is hot and girls are dressing less
and checking out the fellas to tell 'em who’s best
riding around in your jeep or your benzos
or in your Nissan stting on lorenzos
back in Philly we be ou in the park
a place called the plateau is where everybody goes
guys out hunting and girls doing likewise
honking at the honey in front of you with the light eyes
she turn around to see what you beeping at
it’s like the summers a natural afradesiac
and with a pen and pad I compose this rhyme
to hit you and get you equipped for the summer time

summer summer summertime
time to sit back and unwind[/quote]
:clap::clap::clap::rolleyes::clap::rolleyes::clap::rolleyes::clap::rolleyes:

[quote=“Flano”]school is out and it’s a sort of a buzz
a back then I didn’t really know what it was
but now I see what have of this
the way that people respond to summer madness
the weather is hot and girls are dressing less
and checking out the fellas to tell 'em who’s best
riding around in your jeep or your benzos
or in your Nissan stting on lorenzos
back in Philly we be ou in the park
a place called the plateau is where everybody goes
guys out hunting and girls doing likewise
honking at the honey in front of you with the light eyes
she turn around to see what you beeping at
it’s like the summers a natural afradesiac
and with a pen and pad I compose this rhyme
to hit you and get you equipped for the summer time

summer summer summertime
time to sit back and unwind[/QUOTE]

:thumbsup:

Having Kids to send to the ice-cream van! Run little man run.

Women in bikini’s fighting and not holding back…

http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/9/56%20Bikinis%20+%20Karate%20=%20Awesome.jpg

Yours in valuable contributions,
GSH.

I suppose you have him flat out making headbands for the hurling on the 14th as well. You’re a tough task master.

Since he started school last year he had to cut his hours at the petrol station in half so he needs to make up for it in some way

Topless chicks on a beach. Never thought I’d live to see the day in this fair green land of ours:thumbsup::clap::rolleyes::popcorn:

Sharpening a pencil with a stanley knife.

Great shout there Runty.