A lovely tale. I think you should pursue a side career writing rhymes and best wishes messages on greeting cards.
Coffee shops, machines, vending machines, airport restaurants etc.
He is a manc who thinks he’s Irish. He is one of the kindest people I’ve ever had the pleasure of meeting.
He has also booked a plane to Dublin for the main Christmas party as he does every year. Puts everyone up in the Burlington, free night out etc.
I wasn’t invited.
Now @Juhniallio this is what you can aspire to.
No more having to traipse to scartaglen to fill vending machines yourself, you can have an army of elves to do it for you instead.
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what do you think I was going to say?
There are a few options:
- How Twee
- FOAD
- That Never happened
They all sound very worn out, don’t they?
no , repetition is key
You can say that again
That reminds me. One of my best friends is from Scart and absolutely hates it when we quote “Scartaglin, where the women ride the men …”
TreatyStones: flattythehurdler:Coffee shops, machines, vending machines, airport restaurants etc. He is a manc who thinks he’s Irish. He is one of the kindest people I’ve ever had the pleasure of meeting. He has also booked a plane to Dublin for the main Christmas party as he does every year. Puts everyone up in the Burlington, free night out etc. I wasn’t invited.
Now @Juhniallio this is what you can aspire to.
No more having to traipse to scartaglen to fill vending machines yourself, you can have an army of elves to do it for you instead.
That reminds me. One of my best friends is from Scart and absolutely hates it when we quote “Scartaglin, where the women ride the men …”
Neilus?
ciarancareyshurlingarmy: TreatyStones: flattythehurdler:Coffee shops, machines, vending machines, airport restaurants etc. He is a manc who thinks he’s Irish. He is one of the kindest people I’ve ever had the pleasure of meeting. He has also booked a plane to Dublin for the main Christmas party as he does every year. Puts everyone up in the Burlington, free night out etc. I wasn’t invited.
Now @Juhniallio this is what you can aspire to.
No more having to traipse to scartaglen to fill vending machines yourself, you can have an army of elves to do it for you instead.
That reminds me. One of my best friends is from Scart and absolutely hates it when we quote “Scartaglin, where the women ride the men …”
Neilus?
No
myboyblue: ciarancareyshurlingarmy: TreatyStones: flattythehurdler:Coffee shops, machines, vending machines, airport restaurants etc. He is a manc who thinks he’s Irish. He is one of the kindest people I’ve ever had the pleasure of meeting. He has also booked a plane to Dublin for the main Christmas party as he does every year. Puts everyone up in the Burlington, free night out etc. I wasn’t invited.
Now @Juhniallio this is what you can aspire to.
No more having to traipse to scartaglen to fill vending machines yourself, you can have an army of elves to do it for you instead.
That reminds me. One of my best friends is from Scart and absolutely hates it when we quote “Scartaglin, where the women ride the men …”
Neilus?
No
Thats exactly what I’d expect a friend of Neilus to say.
ciarancareyshurlingarmy: myboyblue: ciarancareyshurlingarmy: TreatyStones: flattythehurdler:Coffee shops, machines, vending machines, airport restaurants etc. He is a manc who thinks he’s Irish. He is one of the kindest people I’ve ever had the pleasure of meeting. He has also booked a plane to Dublin for the main Christmas party as he does every year. Puts everyone up in the Burlington, free night out etc. I wasn’t invited.
Now @Juhniallio this is what you can aspire to.
No more having to traipse to scartaglen to fill vending machines yourself, you can have an army of elves to do it for you instead.
That reminds me. One of my best friends is from Scart and absolutely hates it when we quote “Scartaglin, where the women ride the men …”
Neilus?
No
Thats exactly what I’d expect a friend of Neilus to say.
He will likely be at the post-Lexus shindig at Leop on the 28th if @thedancingbaby keeps his promise to help us pay for Christmas. You can stand in the corner hoping no-one notices you.
myboyblue: ciarancareyshurlingarmy: myboyblue: ciarancareyshurlingarmy: TreatyStones: flattythehurdler:Coffee shops, machines, vending machines, airport restaurants etc. He is a manc who thinks he’s Irish. He is one of the kindest people I’ve ever had the pleasure of meeting. He has also booked a plane to Dublin for the main Christmas party as he does every year. Puts everyone up in the Burlington, free night out etc. I wasn’t invited.
Now @Juhniallio this is what you can aspire to.
No more having to traipse to scartaglen to fill vending machines yourself, you can have an army of elves to do it for you instead.
That reminds me. One of my best friends is from Scart and absolutely hates it when we quote “Scartaglin, where the women ride the men …”
Neilus?
No
Thats exactly what I’d expect a friend of Neilus to say.
He will likely be at the post-Lexus shindig at Leop on the 28th if @thedancingbaby keeps his promise to help us pay for Christmas. You can stand in the corner hoping no-one notices you.
Huh?
Easy for him and he paying them all minimum wage.
I can’t remember the thread where the two old spinster cunts were driving me mad about their summer leave for next year. Anyway got it sorted today. We’re gonna hire in an outsider for the summer months. The finance dept in Dublin ok’d it this evening after recommendations from HR. Right after I pointed out to my HR buddy that it’d be a right handy number for a student … luckily enough doesn’t he have a daughter hanging around next summer, sure her credentials for the job will be looked at favourably…
I love this country.
Great stuff
That’s great to hear, I was worried ye wouldn’t get that issue sorted out. I can enjoy my Christmas now that i’m not worrying about that. Safe in the knowledge that the motor tax office in Nenagh will keep up their high standards next year during summer season.
I’ll look after ya buddy. I can get your arrears wiped. Just give the TFK password when you come in.
Fantastic full moon out tonight.