Things that are right

At any point did you touch yourself during the interaction.

Did you fall a little bit in love with her?

No

Yes

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One for the toss bank.

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:heart_eyes:

Did you tell your wife that little story ?

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Nope.

You wouldn’t get any passable bird out on a bike in Oireland.

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I enjoy cycling and like to track progress of up and coming stars. What’s this lady’s name? Does she have a fan page on twitter?

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Bandage trying to move in on flatty’s new piece of fluff already.

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I suppose you tucked in behind her and allowed her to set the pace up the hill you dirty old bastard.

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He banged his own off the handlebars

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I was quite the gentleman and dragged her into a strong headwind.

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I’d be more worried that she assessed you and considered you to be no possible threat whatsoever.

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Indeed, but there’s a serenity in that.

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She does indeed, somebody has just left her a message warning her against a creepy Irish guy :eek: