Marmalade is made with citrus fruits.
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Superb. I prefer those two to the more popular strawberry equivalent.
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You can’t marmalade your dick up a girls ass. 
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I’d have thought raspberry jam was more popular but don’t know why, I haven’t eaten jam in over 20 years that wasn’t already on a cake or bun.
That’s you’re best post to date. Drop the overuse of emoji.
He stole the punch line to my joke.
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Huh
He stole @TreatyStones’ punchline… It’s as low as you can go… I knew the gag but I was still waiting for @TreatyStones to lay it down. I’d be seething if I were him.
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Sorry mate, I mean I haven’t put jam on anything since I was a small lad but I’d eat it in a creamy donut or a Victoria sponge
That’s all the better. Mugged off one of the heavyweights
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I understood what you meant. Just bizarre!
He’s saying that he doesn’t eat box.
It’s like the ‘what’s the difference between an egg and a wank?’ one.
I don’t like jam
Go on
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waking up on your birthday, convinced for a couple of mins you have work and copping you have enough for a j and a nice cold grafter pale ale, just the misses here who I will give a dart when she wakes up I think I’ll throw on the headphones until then… I’m off tomorrow. daycant
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this could be good
What’s the difference between an egg and an oul wank?
You can beat an egg.
Happy birthday @feck_it I hope the sun is shining and that you’re not waiting in vain for the Missus to lively up herself
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Would he not be more of a super flyweight?