I hope she appreciates you mate
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You wore through me in the early days of our E Relationship, but you are one of my heros at the moment. 
Happy Birthday Bro.
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Lying there on a Sunday morning waiting for the missus to wake before you ride her is a Winter time activity imo but i realise this is a special occasion.
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What an odd odd life you lead,
Lying there for hours in the morning waiting for sex while there is business and odd jobs to be done is not a lifestyle I can sustain for 52 weeks of the year.
Nadim
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I went to the supermarket on the way home from work yesterday evening where I spotted a child aged about 8 dressed in an army outfit and carrying an imitation gun. The child was patrolling the aisles with the guy in the store security uniform and saying things like “all clear here” and then the security chap would reply “copy that - let’s check the next one”. I found it very amusing. I presume there was a parent or guardian in the shop with him too.
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You’re getting broody Bandage. You’ll make a wonderful dad.
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Top class securitying. 
Don’t say much more or the screaming mullalys will want the child taken into care for being allowed to play with toy guns.
I saw him in Fresh too
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People with toy guns are usually the bane of his life so it was nice that he had a positive experience today, I thought it was lovely.
When I was six I got a Christmas present of an Indian outfit with the full headdress and everything and a Tommy gun. Aside from the historical inaccuracy of the combination I remember having a spiffing Christmas morning on Woodstown beach blowing the shit out of cowboys.
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To be honest I’ve no interest in going again. Happy to leave it at one now my young fella’s raised, moved out and off to university. Actually did I ever mention Finbar before on here?
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Grand Cork name.
Glasback Mountain
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Weddings at breweries.
https://www.visitmanchester.com/whats-on/raver-tots-p354581
@Tassotti great way to pass a few tunes onto young Fintan.
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I can only imagine the state of the stone rose-liam Gallagher hybrid wannabe cunts at that thing.
Sooooooorted.
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