Things That Are Wrong

Using the same knife for jam as for butter.

Does my head in.

Will ye lads care to spend some time discussing the morning after breakfast protocols in the same detail as yer toilet ettiquette and lift usage?

Full Irish fry up for me, I don’t give a fook if the bird gets up or not.

Lads that wear white socks with black shoes and pants

A tight bastard of a friend who if first into a bar steps back from the counter until the others arrive in so he knows he wont have to buy the 1st round

Lads that wear the old gaa togs(the really wide bottomed ones) while at the beach on a sun holiday and have the Pat Spillane tan(brown/red arms white everywhere else) to boot

Wrong,wrong,wrong!

Germans are known for always wearing white socks!

This just came to me:

Was drinking last Friday night with two forum members and one remarked how his sister had gone to America for the summer.

The other replied instantly - ‘I’d say she is taking some amount of cock over there’, to which the other member agreed.

Funny I thought…

I’m going over there to give her some too. Ba ba ba booya

[quote=“farmerinthecity”]This just came to me:

Was drinking last Friday night with two forum members and one remarked how his sister had gone to America for the summer.

The other replied instantly - ‘I’d say she is taking some amount of cock over there’, to which the other member agreed.

Funny I thought…[/quote]

Is she known for being fond of it?

I can’t possibly say any more Runt…

The canteen in work is across in the other building and it’s about a 20-yard walk from the entrance of our block into the other one. One of the lads brought his big golf umbrella with him for the 5-second stroll across to the canteen at lunchtime to avoid getting some rain drops on his suit. Fooking ridiculous carry on.

Some bird from work has been caught on CCTV riding some punter. I’ll sell copies if wanted.

what type of work is it?

Totally off topic I saw a fella a few months back at work wearing a green hoodie with www.thefreekick.com on it.

It was a wind up. Ignore that. Fook

[quote=“The Runt”]what type of work is it?
[/quote]

Tesco’s carpark

[quote=“The Runt”]what type of work is it?

Totally off topic I saw a fella a few months back at work wearing a green hoodie with www.thefreekick.com on it.[/quote]

I’ve seen those hoodies all over the place - Manchester, Milan, Glasgow to name just a few cities where I’ve spotted them.

We’re actually working on the merchandise section at the moment and we’ll be relaunching our fashion offerings later this summer.

Sorry to wander off topic.

Other things that are wrong: men playing tag-rugby.

Having a polite conversation with a wife/girlfriend:

For instance:

  • When they enquire as to your well being, thanking them and then asking the same question in return out of politeness…

[quote=“Bandage”]
Other things that are wrong: men playing tag-rugby.[/quote]

Keep it original Bandage, you’ve used that one before

I’m aware of that Mac - I devoted a thread to it - but it surely deserves to be officially recognised in this overall thread too, especially now the season is in full swing. Pack of geebags.

[quote=“Bandage”]
Other things that are wrong: men playing tag-rugby.[/quote]

Guilty

great game if there was no women involved, good way to get the hands going in pre seasoan and perfect for the hard ground.

What is wrong is fellas who have never played rugby prancing around explaining to me about keeping a bit of depth and not rushing up in the line depsite the fact that they run pass and catch like a fookin pregnant woman

just checked the previous tag thread and interesting to see how my opinion has swung in a few months!!!
I said previosuly it was a rubbish game which I fully beleived at the time. Playing with all fellas now though so the standard is far better and its growing on me.

I hate astro for some reason though, playing soccer where you can kick it off the fookin wall, whats that about?

[quote=“Bandage”]
Other things that are wrong: men playing tag-rugby.[/quote]

While I’d prefer to see them playing a fucking decent sport, hard to criticise people playing a sport at least. Better than them sitting on their arses playing Xbox.