Things That Are Wrong

Things
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I’ll start.

A group of lads going out for a meal together.

Was chatting to a mate at lunch and he was telling me one of his other mates rang him up last week and said he was organising a night out tonight as he’s moving to London next week. Fair enough, a few pints with the lads so count me in was my mate’s response at the time. Then he recieved an email from the lad the other day and it basically said he’d booked Shanahan’s for ten of them for a meal tonight. What the fook.

Anything else?

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Rangers FC

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Ringing your wife asking her if you can spend €50 on a golf club…

I observed it happening yesterday…

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CLG Ros Comain

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The entire county of Roscommon…

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9 X 4 = 35

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Stealing…

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Genital warts…

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Going clothes shopping with a male friend.

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the lack of vitriolic abuse directed towards Diarmuid Flood on this forum

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The S.F.A.

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Imprisoning your daughter in a dungeon for 24 years and fathering 7 of her children.

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three things any normal fella should not do:

  1. drink malibu/archers etc in public(let alone buy it for themselves
  2. complement another fella on his appearance(unless in a piss take manner)
    3.never sleep head to head in a bed with another male(even if its a double bed it has to be head to toe)
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[quote=“The Puke”]three things any normal fella should not do:

  1. drink malibu/archers etc in public(let alone buy it for themselves
    [/quote]

I would include Coors Light in that…

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3 definites alright there. I often hear lads saying ‘you’re looking well’ or something to mates and it’s just plain wrong, wrong, wrong.

Sniffing bicycle saddles would be another one.

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[quote=“Bandage”]

Sniffing bicycle saddles would be another one.[/quote]

What? Who have you seen doing that?!

Eating yellow snow is the obvious one.

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[quote=“Mac”]What? Who have you seen doing that?!

Eating yellow snow is the obvious one.[/quote]

It comes from a story Rocko told me in the pub lately. His fiancee’s sister was working in some caf type place off George’s Street when she was in college and there was this old guy who worked there too (in his 50s or whatever). Anyway, one particular day she went out the back to put some rubbish in the bins and the old lad was slouched over a bicycle that had been left there. She enquired as to what the fook he was at and quick as a flash yer man replied, ‘sniffing for some cunt.’

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[quote=“Mac”]What? Who have you seen doing that?!

Eating yellow snow is the obvious one.[/quote]

Dorking is a term for saddle sniffing- i.e. taking a whiff of someone’s bicycle/horse saddle, presumably without the owner’s consent.

Lord Melphrew, I caught the gardener dorking in your wife’s tack room.

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Burping in someones face after eating chicken tikka massala…

Like some dirty paraffin did last night.

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Pat Spillane presenting the Sunday Game. Plain wrong.