Sticking an apparatus up your jacksy whilst knocking one out does not a sexual assault make.
#JFT 
Jizztice for tassotti 
I passed out in park in London at half four this morning and I was interfered with.
Was it a big black lad?
Hayfever. :mad:
+1 smothered :mad:
Paulo Maldini started and perfected this. It was to avoid giving away penalties. It was brilliant.
However it does take away some balance, so real tricky players should try go round them if they see it.
@Tassoti, hope you’re alright mate. Just log in if you get any night terrors or anything.
Who gives a fuck about the speeches, what did you put in the card?
Careful now.
That should be posted in the Wedding Etiquette thread.
[QUOTE=“Hisenberg, post: 968902, member: 1749”]Your joking me? Nobody gives a shit about the speeches? First thing, in reality who wants to be at a wedding. It’s the most boring horrifying experience. It’s like watching two people shift on a bus for 5 hours, at least spare me the hour and a half of witty anecdotes and watch ye declare unrelenting love for one another, especially when all the lads in the room know that the groom just got his hole last week on a stag with an underage prostitute.
I can’t think of many things more vulgar than a wedding. Nor can I see any real purpose for marriage - it has to be one of the most pointless endeavors that mankind invented and continues to involve itself in unquestioningly.[/QUOTE]
Welcome to last week.
[QUOTE=“Hisenberg, post: 968902, member: 1749”]Your joking me? Nobody gives a shit about the speeches? First thing, in reality who wants to be at a wedding. It’s the most boring horrifying experience. It’s like watching two people shift on a bus for 5 hours, at least spare me the hour and a half of witty anecdotes and watch ye declare unrelenting love for one another, especially when all the lads in the room know that the groom just got his hole last week on a stag with an underage prostitute.
I can’t think of many things more vulgar than a wedding. Nor can I see any real purpose for marriage - it has to be one of the most pointless endeavors that mankind invented and continues to involve itself in unquestioningly.[/QUOTE]
Fair points. Maybe we should open a discussion on weddings?
Do you have any recollection of the ‘incident’ mate?
You may as well go ahead and report it. Which park was it? Handy locator here.
http://www.rapecrisis.org.uk/centres.php
Did you have a smoked cod and chips, prawn balti and a curry sauce afterwards?
Pretty sweet if you’ve an hour and a half in the draw though. Ching ching!
Kinetik medical allergy reliever
20 quid on amazon
losing 500 euros worth of coke early on at a stag party
Worse thing you can do is win that thing, rookie mistake.