The Script and their so called music
Duck Hunters
A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As
she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his
stethoscope and listened to the bird’s chest.
After a moment or two, the vet
shook his head and sadly said, “I’m sorry, your duck, Cuddles,
has passed away.”
The distressed woman wailed,
“Are you sure?”
“Yes, I am sure. Your duck is dead,” replied
the vet…
“How can you be so sure?” she
protested. “I mean you haven’t done any testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or
something.”
The vet rolled his eyes, turned
around and left the room. He returned a few minutes later
with a black Labrador Retriever. As the duck’s owner looked on
in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his
front paws on the examination table and sniffed the duck from
top to bottom. He then looked up at the vet with sad eyes and
shook his head.
The vet patted the dog on the
head and took it out of the room. A few minutes later he
returned with a cat. The cat jumped on the table and also
delicately sniffed the bird from head to foot. The cat sat
back on its haunches, shook its head, meowed softly and
strolled out of the room.
The vet looked at the
woman and said, “I’m sorry, but as I said, this is most
definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead duck.”
The vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and
produced a bill, which he handed to the woman…
The duck’s owner, still in shock, took the bill. “$150!” she
cried, “$150 just to tell me my duck is dead!”
The vet shrugged, “I’m sorry. If you had just taken my word for it,
the bill would have been $20, but with the Lab Report and the
Cat Scan, it’s now $150.”
Stabbings - while walking along Bandon Road in Cork tonight to a friend’s house, came upon a most unfortunate chap who had been stabbed a few times in the abdomen. Guards and ambulance called. Hope he makes it through, it didn’t look good. Confrontation seemed to start in Annie Mac’s pub and spill outside onto the street, where one party produced a knife.
A cowardly cunt.
[QUOTE=“Gary Birtles Lovechild, post: 1016343, member: 2585”]Stabbings - while walking along Bandon Road in Cork tonight to a friend’s house, came upon a most unfortunate chap who had been stabbed a few times in the abdomen. Guards and ambulance called. Hope he makes it through, it didn’t look good. Confrontation seemed to start in Annie Mac’s pub and spill outside onto the street, where one party produced a knife.
A cowardly cunt.[/QUOTE]
I won’t stand for Annie Macs being brought into this. Can’t blame a pub if Scum who are not know there deside to be Scum outside it. Hope these cunts who did this never come back to this great establashmint.
Fucking knackers
I would have cleaned shop with dog biscuits like this. Fucking pussys
Getting excited about your county winning a Camogie title. Worse still, it was against another county’s second team. And it was in camogie. Fucking camogie.
Wrong.
Dye the hair red and go as Internet ledge David Trimble
Fantasy NFL.
I quite enjoy it but tards populating the actual match discussion thread with tales about which players they need to do what for the benefit of their fantasy games is definitely wrong. Fuck off.
[QUOTE=“myboyblue, post: 1016492, member: 180”]Getting excited about your county winning a Camogie title. Worse still, it was against another county’s second team. And it was in camogie. Fucking camogie.
Wrong.[/QUOTE]
Firstly, there is a difference between congratulating the team, and getting excited.
Secondly, an intermediate camogie title is something Laois could only aspire to win.
Gardai now say that the argument started at a house party on Croaghtamore Square, just off Bandon Rd and near to the pub.
Your Annie Macs has been exonerated.
No one in their right mind aspires to an Intermediate Camogie title other than those playing Intermediate Camogie you weirdo. Seriously, going on more and more about it merely makes it more and more wrong. Let it go. This wouldn’t even register outside the panel in most places.
Sickening carry on. Mainly by the cunt @ChocolateMice who was giving it portions last night
For all the big licks @ChocolateMice gives on here about Fantasy NFL it seems as though he is actually pretty shit at it.
I pass no apologies for it- This is an NFLFF forum first and foremost.
You’re the one who brought the camogie up. I made no mention of it in any thread.
But that’s understandable. You’ve a little obsession going on with all things Luimneach CLG. And why wouldn’t you, the fantastic county that we are 
Stupid plays on usernames…
E.g.
Gmail
Bondage
Clowndick
Not funny or clever.
[QUOTE=“count of monte cristo, post: 1016912, member: 348”]Stupid plays on usernames…
E.g.
Gmail
Bondage
Clowndick
Not funny or clever.[/QUOTE]
Not to mention cunt of monte cristo, pal…
Indeed.