No but I do remember that in school it was common practice to slap somebody on the back in a sarcastic friendly way and put football stickers on their back so they’d be walking around with Barry Venison or somebody stuck to them for the whole day without them knowing it. Yes, hilarious stuff.
Try having Julian Dicks on your ass…
Was it having Julian Dicks stuck to your arse that sparked your seeming obsession with full backs?
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That Tony Blair will never be hanged
I’m not sure, might explain it… They’re great though, and I think it was their understated nature in the twilight of their careers that caused me to highlight them in the following years
Sitting in a pub wearing 3D glasses to watch a soccer match.
It’s all the rage
http://www.insidesocal.com/tomhoffarth/3D-glasses-404_675044c.jpg
I see your picture above and I raise you this one.
ah balls, wheres me picture…
Not to mention the habtard photographers at the venues taking pictures of these gimps.
Sportsfile were only doing their job bando
Was anyone watching that story on the news about the abduction of those kids in Haiti? Was reading about it this morning. These American baptists tried to whisk 30 or 40 kids across the border into a base they had in the DR. Apparently it’s emerged now that half of them were still with their families when the religious nuts were insisting they were all orphans. They had no papers or no authority to do what they were doing but presumably because they were Americans and these were just black kids in a loser country they wouldn’t have to.
Apparently this wasn’t the first instance of this occuring, it was only because security on the border had been stepped up that this current group were caught.
Toilet seats at angles of <90 degress to the bowl.
They won’t lean against the cistern and you have to hold them up to have a piss.
A mate sending you a text which is obviously meant for his bird.
Wrong.
Was it sweet, saucy or banal?
That is wrong. There’s obviously some crossed wire in his mind between you and his bird. The only logical conclusion you can reach is that he’s thinking about you when he’s banging her too.
Thats very hard to disagree with Brekie
My experience is that Lads a better writers but d’wimin are better storytellers. However two exceptions happily contradict me, Elmore Leonard; who imo created one of the greatest characters (yet subsequently wasted him) in Chili Palmer, and Suzi Birchill. Suzi in addition to being a fruitcake is one of the best female writers alive, yet couldn’t spin a yarn if her next meal depended on it. Her Op Eds are as sought after as they are money rakers, yet her novels were worse than an Irish Celeb’s.
A good example of men being better writers are Christopher Hitchens, AA Gill and his bud Clarkson; and in the storytelling corner let me introduce Margaret Atwell, JK Rowling and Shirley Conran.
Huddersfield Town’s Liverpool FC striker Ecc bitten at Yeovil Town
NATHAN ECCLESTON got a debut winner – and a bizarre injury – as new-look Town grabbed a valuable away win at Yeovil.
The on-loan Liverpool striker pounced in the 23rd minute to seal a 1-0 win for Lee Clark’s seventh-placed side.
But he was forced off after 61 minutes of the League I match because of a gashed knee suffered when he was accidentally bitten by an opponent.
“Perhaps it was the only way he could stop me, and I’m off to get a tetanus injection!” quipped the 19-year-old of the incident involving Nathan Jones.
“But seriously, I think he slipped as he came into tackle, and as I wriggled to get past, my knee came into contact with his mouth.
“He came up and gave me an apology. I accepted it and asked if he still had all his teeth, which thankfully, he has.
“I went off the to the dressing room to get it stitched with the intention of going back on, but by the time it was sorted out, the manager had decided to bring on Lee Novak.”
Eccleston, whose only previous senior experience was two appearances from the bench for Liverpool earlier this season, is confident he’ll be available for Saturday’s visit of Carlisle.
“It was great to be involved at Yeovil and fantastic that we won. That was the important thing, and from my point of view, getting the goal was a bonus,” said the man whose first senior strike came in the 23rd minute.
“I thought Jordan Rhodes was fantastic alongside me up front.
Would you agree with many of Hitchen’s assertions about women maire?