Things That Are Wrong

the dunph’s taste in women

go on tell us puke what was he up to, she isn’t from tipp is she ???

If she had a saddle and peddles you still wouldn’t ride her

england playing some great heads up rugby here…nothing flashy pure rudamentary rugby but it is working today…Swing Low is being bellowed out in Twickers, 26-6 now…

I can’t imagin the dunph being too happy with that comment but it fair funny, tell us puke has she money or land ??

couldn’t tell you, but she must have something if he was willing to be seen in public with her

This is a shocking revelation

Probably my favorite Beatles albums.

Even better than the Best of the Beatles?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyZspqjtG2k

Birds in work displaying giddy excitement when news of William Wales’ engagement came through online this morning.

Ah no, no. Jaysus no.

It’s ok Flano, there’s plenty more fish in the sea.
Bandage might send you on Clarkeys number.

Male acquaintances discussing X Factor and male ‘Facebook Friends’ displaying X Factor related status updates and commenting on standard of contestants.

Clarkey?

:o

It’s time
http://www.popsubculture.com/pop/bio_project/images/charles_whitman_ut_tower.jpg

People not recognising the beautiful songbird that is Mary Byrne…Her voice is like Fergie mixed with Jesus

You mean an incomprhensible scottish drawl speaking in Hebrew?

A tight-fisted, drunk, scotch, presbyterian jew?

Flano has my number already, Runty. Never miss a genuine opportunity to bandy about some stale homosexual banter though. Ya cunt.