Things That Are Wrong

That cunt should never see the light of day.

The story of the kid in Donegal who was driving when his car blew out a wheel and ploughed into a 4x4, killing his 16 yo gf and 3 month old kid. It was since proven that the wheel blew out as a result of his pulling handbrake turns in the car prior to the accident.

He got community service.

That’s better :smiley:

Shouldnt post while carrying out a conversation, meant handbrake turns of course.

I just received an email from a woman who’s last name is Snowball!!!

Being in a hurry to get somewhere and being stuck behind some cunt in a Nissan Tilda

Stupid fucker who was sitting opposite me on the DART this morning. Words can’t express my distaste for this waste of flesh.

He was a middle-aged man in his 40s probably, dressed in a fawn suit with hair parted to the side. Looked like a posh Englishman or something. Sat down and took out a magazine (probably a supplement to a Sunday paper because it was wafer-thin) entitled 007 - History of James Bond.

Now I’ve no real explanation for why this is so wrong but it was the fucking neat way he had the magazine in a bag, the scrutiny he gave to every article, the slow measured reading-style, the fact he was engrossed in something so utterly uninteresting as a magazine about James Bond and the fact he clearly modelled himself on Bond with the way he was fucking dressed. He thought he looked sharp and snazzy, he just looked like a nerd in fact though. He took a ruler from his pocket at one stage and measured the length and width of a car in a picture on one of the pages. Ah look I’m not explaining this well but he looked pathetic, was pathetic and I was close to punching him. Wrong.

Yeah and I just got an email from somebody with the surname Pigsfly.

Public transport seems to irk you rocko.

The universal cunting social charge.

Why don’t they just call it what it is? The bastard banker bailout bill. :angry:
Bad enough for a one man band like me, can only imagine what it is doing to families.

In your beloved Republique Francaise they pay twice as much on taxes. I’m glad to see us get a little more European.

France is a real country mate, of course they pay more taxes, they also have a standing army, their own language, the integrity of their national territory, solvent banks and a model for a first lady.

Precisely :clap:

The whinging Irish taxpayer is getting a long overdue lesson on how a modern state should function.

We had a model called French

Tremendous. Have we put in the order for 10 Lockheed Hercules transports yet or are we waiting until we’ve paid the bondholders?

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Jesus Cindy Lauper doesn’t look that bad, considering she’s 48.

A MART worker who lost a testicle when he received a kick in the groin from a bullock is entitled to damages against his employers.
The Supreme Court found that Binnacle Ltd, trading as Cavan Co-op Mart, was two-thirds liable for the injuries suffered by cattle drover and farmer Patrick Lynch (53).
Mr Lynch, who has not worked since the incident, was found to be one-third liable and the case has been sent back to the High Court for assessment of damages.
The court heard that Mr Lynch was left doing the work of three drovers as two others had absented themselves for half an hour to do their own business at the mart on October 24, 2003.
As a result of a kick from a Limousin bullock, Mr Lynch, of Crubany, Co Cavan, suffered significant trauma to the scrotum which gave rise to a haemorrhage damaging his right testicle. His case was originally dismissed by the High Court after finding he was the “author of his own misfortune”.
However, the Supreme Court found in favour of Mr Lynch though he was also found to be 33pc responsible because he had not asked either of the other two to remain at work and did not ask anyone to help him.
Mr Lynch said the mart, which is owned by local Poles Co-op, operated a system whereby he herded cattle from a pen in a yard to a dividing pen prior to their entering the sales ring.
Rampaged

A second drover was positioned at the dividing pens to herd the cattle into two individual pens and a third drover was positioned near the weighbridge to release cattle individually into that area to be weighed.
Mr Lynch claimed he had performed the two absent drovers’ tasks, as well as his own, and this required him to enter the animal-occupied pens.
In her ruling, Ms Justice Denham said the fact was that Mr Lynch entered a pen, went behind the bullock, and got kicked as he was moving forward to open a gate which would have been opened by one of the two missing drovers.
Cavan Mart only reopened for business last October after closing down for the previous seven months.
Legal actions such as the Lynch case are having an influence on manner in which marts carry out their business.
In recent years, the Irish Co-operative Society (ICOS), the umbrella group that represents marts and co-ops around the country, introduced compulsory training for all cattle drovers employed at marts.
The need for this training is clear from some of the incidents in cattle marts over the past 12 months.
Cows have rampaged through town centres of Kilmallock and Ennis during mart days, bringing cattle to a standstill as a result.
Meanwhile, in Tuam Mart last year a drover was attacked by a cow and had to jump clear from a pen.
“Accidents happen all the time at marts,” said ICOS executive Ray Doyle.
“But we’re very confident that we’ve done all that we can through training and information booklets to minimise the number of serious ones.”

Irish Independent

“Accidents happen all the time at marts,” said ICOS executive Ray Doyle.
“But we’re very confident that we’ve done all that we can through training and information booklets to minimise the number of serious ones.”

They’ll have to teach the bullocks to read first.