Things That Are Wrong

You look good, you feel good, you play good.

Whilst I’d love to claim credit for the above matra I’m afraid I have to hand the credit to Wayne Routledge.

I believe the original source was Nobby Wooton from Melchester Rovers.

ClarkeyCat just informed us that he’s started writing a novel.

He wants ‘to bring the greed of the Celtic Tiger into it’.

‘It’s quite dark. It opens with my parents’ funeral.’

He’s done 5 paragraphs so far.

i recently had this done in fat tonys in ennis, a throughly enjoyable shave but for 25 quid it was a bit steep, considering it only took the same length as my hair cut which cost ten quid.

I don’t believe in keeping secrets from my housemates. And by extension the forum.

Yeah I just kinda took a notion. Money no object for me, I make shitloads from accountancy.

The Makey up names that companies come up with to disguise who they really are. Like Quinlans becoming Avestus and Sean Dunnes Mountbrook becoming Mavior. Where the fuck do they get these names anyway - the website where the Ryan report got the Makey up names for the priests?

www.bendunne.com

Holy fuck…

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What’s so wrong with that?

Fair enough Fagan, but next time leave your jocks on perhaps?

Putting Michael J Fox behind the camera for one thing.

What’s wrong with the male form?

Bird on the news giving out about the interest rate rise. She won’t be able to get the dog groomed now. I hope to fuck they’re not watching this in Berlin

I saw that alright and couldn’t believe what I was hearing. What’s next? Fellas having to go without their hot towel shaves?

That cunt Tubridys obsession with the Kennedy’s…

Next thing you know he’ll pulling JFK outta the ground and trying to mount the bones of whats left.

FOAD you rattleboned, famished, string of skin and bone.

Clowns I work with sending out pointless emails after midnight and cc’ing senior management. This has been going on for a number of weeks and frequently happens on weekends also.

If you have something to give to senior management and they haven’t requested that it be sent to the ASAP an email the following morning will suffice or if you so wish leave a hard copy on their desk. You don’t get prizes for working late, you get prizes for doing things right and in a timely manner.

Cuntish behavior Tinnion, all too common in all industries. Clown sitting down from me here is notorious for it. Pointless email again at 6.50am this morning… you ridiculous fcuk head.

Cunts of the highest order in my book. If I was the senior manager I would be asking “why is this cunt send me mails after midnight or before 8am? Can they not do their job during regular hours?”.

Company I use to work for, the senior management would all be in competition with each other to see who would the last to send in their weekly reports to the head honcho on a sunday evening. The were like fucking rats then on a monday morning trying to find out if they were the last. I’m sure the head honcho was pissing himself laughing at the fuckwits. I never understood it really. :unsure:

Had an awful typo at the vending machine just there and ended up with a Moro instead of a Toffee Crisp. FFS.