Things That Are Wrong

Thats disgraceful. Whats really worrying is that the CUH is one of the better run places.

In a formal report to a client, the spelling of the plural of ‘formula’ as ‘formula’s’.

Cunts on Grafton Street who stop for no reason when walking in front of you, causing you to swerve around them.
Cunts on Grafton Street who cut across in front of you unapologetically, causing you to swerve around them.
Cunts on Grafton Street (generally middle aged women with multiple bags in either hand) who charge down the street in a straight line expecting everyone else to jump out of their way.
Cunts on Grafton Street putting money into an upturned hat because somebody is standing very still.

For the avoidance of doubt, I did not enjoy my lunchtime stroll on Grafton Street today.

Smokers outside of hospital doors.

Cunts of couples that walk down Grafton St. holding hands and don’t let go to let people through.

Are you still going on the lunch time dates Jugs?

Cunts who leave the DART in a hurry and then walk really fucking slowly down the stairs and hold up everyone that they barged past in the first place.

People who drive at 80km in a 100km zone, yet maintain the 80km when they go through a 60km zone.

No, I gave up that futile exercise BT. I prefer some alone time at lunch rather than listening to some bird talking shite.

+1. The days of the old smoking rooms in the hospitals are sadly lamented.

I’ve noticed more people around Dublin walking along holding their phone up to their mouths and shouting into it when it’s on speaker. Use your phones normally arseholes.

That’s the American waaaaayyyyyy.

This fat ginger bitch with her “I was like who are you? And he was like oh my God I was in your class in college and I was like Sean!”

It’s not a pager!

I don’t think that’s how pagers operate either Bandage.

I probably should have said its the rap community and rap community wannabes way of using a phone.because when I thought about who I’ve seen use a phone in this manner they all fall into those categories, fat ginger bitches do not.

How do pagers operate?

Maybe I’m thinking of a walkie talkie.

A walkie talkie. Ha ha ha.

A pager is a beeper beep beep “ring me now”

Not many people know this but you have to be walking and talking simultaneously for a walkie talkie to work, it uses the kinetic energy from the walking to power it.

Ya ha ha.

Well I’m not too sure. I think pagers just beep. And maybe allow a small text type message.

What also annoys me is these cunts who walk around the IFSC with their earphones in, talking into a little microphone on the earphones. They’ve to hold the microphone up to their mouths and so they have the same number of hands free (1) as they would have if they just held the phone up to their ear normally.

Fucking cunts.

Two things:

  • Cunts who discuss personal issues loudly on the phone in a public place. I was sitting beside a bint on the Luas yesterday who rang who must be her boyfriend. 'What time is it now? Half 7? I should have been out of there by half 5 - and was held up by that stupid bitch!! I’m not blaming you - I know you can’t do anything. What time is the cinema at - 9? Of course I still want to go - I am not having that bitch ruin it for me.

  • Cunts driving really slowly when a green light at a busy junction can be seen up ahead. Then as they go red just as you approach it, the slow car goes through and you don’t have enough time. Hate that.

Yes, well observed Clarkey. If my phone rings when I have the headphones in I plug them out and put the phone to my ear. Gobshites with the microphone in their hand look like assistant referees or fourth officials with their hunched shoulders, tugging a wire up to their chin for “convenience.”