Things That Are Wrong

Ferguson’s jacket looks shit, but because he’s extremely rich it’s more acceptable for him to dress like that. It’s not like a League of Ireland manager where you think “that poor cunt can’t even afford a proper coat”

That was a story I made up to reflect the banality of the average footballer’s life, Watch The Break. It’s most disappointing that a fabricated story used to illustrate a prosaic anecdote about pneumatic flatulence devices has in fact piqued your interest in this abominable autobiography.

People who can’t parallel park

I thought it sounded hilarious. Also, I can only imagine the existential angst Neville was articulating through such superficially mundane imagery, something you with your Proust under your arm couldn’t be arsed to look for in a book by a common footballer.

:frowning: No whoopy cushions it seems.

[i]"As well as the problems with the team, I was never thrilled about the gambling culture off the pitch. The amount of time spent on horse racing or cards was ridiculous. It was all very old school, completely different to what I’d become used to in terms of discipline, focus and preparation at United.

We’d have a 10-minute coach journey down to training and players would get the cards out. We’d lose a match and the gambling school would start up again.

Gambling is a cancer in a changing room. I remember the only time I got suckered into a heavy card game. On a pre-season tour with United in Malaysia I ended up playing for a few hundred quid a hand. This was big by my standards and it got right into my head. I went to bed thinking about the Jack of Hearts, the King of Spades."[/i]

Sensible lad is Gary.

Mutv recently showed a charity game of poker with United players such as the De Silvas, Welbeck, Cleverley, Kiko Macheda and Jonny Evans. An education into the inner workings of United.

http://dublin.craigslist.org/cas/2682770392.html

dont know which is worse, someone putting up an ad like that, or thrawneen finding said ad on the internet. dont even want to think what search engine word he used to find it!

The Casual Encounters and Missed Connections sections of Craigslist and Gumtree are a goldmine for hilariously strange ads.
Everyone knows this.
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Forgetting about that for a moment, shouldn’t we be contacting the ISPCA?

I believe ya! :lol:

Why is Lee Evans always on the telly?

The stars of a TFK member’s favourite movies, Twilight, during their hand and foot prints ceremony at Graumans Chinese Theatre.[left]

I know all this shit is paid for by studios now, but surely there should be some degree of quality control. Fucking Twilight I ask you.[/left]

Kinvara playing intermediate hurling in 2010 :frowning:

a facebook friend putting up a pic (blurry ultrasound scan) of her foetus.

Was in a bookshop today, which gave me a chance to play one of my favourite games at this time of the year: Who is the biggest no-mark to bring out a book for the Christmas market? This year’s winner:

Not true. Donncha O Callaghan is also releasing a book[quote=“braz83, post: 99076”]
Was in a bookshop today, which gave me a chance to play one of my favourite games at this time of the year: Who is the biggest no-mark to bring out a book for the Christmas market? This year’s winner:

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The state of Florance and the Machine on the X Factor tonight. Puke, hang your head in shame mate.

he was good in the gruffalo