That lad must have looked some berk walking into a bar with a Xmas shopping bag in November, even worse handing it over to some doll he had a mere fling with. Reminds me of a lad who sent flowers anonymously to some bird he knew vaguely at work, she freaked and he had to own up to sending them. All in all a disaster. Lesson: don’t make ridiculous grand gestures with dollies you’re not actually going out with.
She’s not a looker, but is acceptable enough to live with (nothing worse than having some rotbag (you’re not riding) walking round your house morning, noon and night) and she’s a good few inches taller than me so I haven’t banged her, nor do I have any interest in doing so.
You’d want to see the size of this Christmas bag the presents were in. What a madman.
Well if she’s not a looker, she must be doing something right. Saying that, yer man sounds like a right nut job and this was perhaps his one and only encounter with the female species … Why the pressies now? Is she going home for crimbo?
Nope. I don’t know what his game is. He wants her back anyway, I know that. I think he emailed her recently to inform her that he hadn’t slept with anyone since they broke up. :lol: I reckon he thinks she’ll crumble slowly once she starts opening the presents over the 12 days and she’ll come running back to him.
This is the sort of obsessive behaviour Barry George engaged in right before he didn’t kill Jill Dando. This is borderline stalker shit.
If I was planning a lame stunt like this I think I’d begin with present number one being a Weight Watchers museli bar and build the anticipation up slowly to the 12th present, a genuine Hitler Youth dagger with the swastika on the handle.
Apparently Ian O’Doherty was on the telly the other night. It is difficult to imagine him being an even bigger cunt than he previously appeared to be, but going by this clip he pulled it off.
O’Doherty is clearly in denial and that’s why he was so offended. I hope for his sake that he’s an alco, you’d need to be drunk to write some of the stuff he comes out with.
As an aside, are him and Flano the same person? They seem to have very similar views and Flano has the same girth as O’Doherty by all accounts.
flano writes far better than the shit O Doherty comes up with. granted, he has been poor with some things lately, and his management of the fantasy league has left a lot to be desired, but he still comes up with the goods more often than not.
