All types of pretentious shit
Tiffins have dried fruit and a bit of biscuit in them. Far too refined for turnip-eating simpletons.
Parents complaining about their babies keeping them awake
People who say “dot com” after sentences.
ie. “I’m confused dot com”, “I’m starving dot com”, “I’m flat out busy dot com”
what about Kim Dotcom?
A stupid driver with a kid in the back of the car going right on a roundabout because they couldn’t be arsed to drive around the roundabout the correct way to her exit all for the sake of a few seconds. :shakefist:
David McWilliams comparing the German economy to Glasgow Celtic and the Eurozone to the SPL in the Indo today
[quote=“TwoRunnyEggs, post: 99843”]People who say “dot com” after sentences.
ie. “I’m confused dot com”, “I’m starving dot com”, “I’m flat out busy dot com”[/quote]
Correct. “Oh it’s all very last minute dot com.” Fuck off.
How big of a roundabout was this?
I was going to compare Rangers to Greece but then Greece have actually won a European Cup so that would be a very poor comparison.
People who keep referring to football clubs by their wrong name.
Fairly big one with grass and shrubs planted. At the entrance to a housing estate. It wasn’t one of these painted roundabouts.
Ah. That is a bit much alright.
I’ve given up being surprised at the sentences handed down in this country but the 5 years in jail the fruit and veg man got for importing garlic and labelling it as apples to escape the ludicrous import charges on garlic seems ridiculous. A “decent man” and “an asset to the country” according to the judge, who said he took no pleasure in jailing him, but he “had to” give close to the maximum because the type of crime is “hard to uncover”. :rolleyes: Three teenage kids and was willing to pay any fine imposed and he’s put away for 5 years.
If he’d drank 10 pints, drove the wrong way down a motorway and killed someone he would have got off with a suspended sentence at worst
I was going to post that example but didn’t bother. There’s fellas in jail or not even in jail for manslaughter, rape etc etc and this lad is in for 5 years because we have a 232% import duty or whatever on fucking garlic. What he did wasn’t right but considering he’s a good man, who has helped many people, who has offered to pay any fine applied…and you have hardcore criminals free and financial criminals living it up. That’s just fucking wrong. SS, have you thought of a catchy name for our Baader-Meinhof revolutionary gang yet? At the risk of getting the FBI on my case, sometimes I get very very disillusioned with this society.
I may kill a man.
Cunt beside me in the pub just now (not Bandage, the other side):
“Shit I was hoping there’d be more Scottish in here tonight. They’re great craic.”
Rocko posting on internet forums from the pub.
The fact that Debbie Harry is well into her sixties
What a mongo. I’ll have to put up with these professional comedians in about an hour. :rolleyes: