Things That Are Wrong

  1. Idiots congratulating themselves on laying a winning bet. Whoopdeefuckingdoo.

  2. Idiot making excuse for losing bets.

  3. Idiot aking issue with dissenters when a successful bet comes off.

  4. The cult of the celebrity chef. Will these fat cunts ever just FOAD. I noticed another fat, unfunny one on RTE yesterday called Flynn.

The bastardisation of the Irish language under the direction of Bernard Dunne’s Brod Club.

there is a whole load of those Dineens. Senior sits in his front room watching games on tv and calls in a “live” report to 95. Dyed in the wool smugbyheads who hate GAA

The script writing of the RTE Sports Department which fundamentally misunderstands one of the most basic metaphors in common parlance. In its report on this Irish Grand National today they reported that it was “a race that took lots of prisoners” as they showed a jockey taking a fall. Obviously they don’t understand that taking prisoners is a charitable act and required under the Geneva Convention for all countries in a state of war. Not taking prisoners is what the likes of the SS and other ruthless men at arms do. So in their attempts to portray the Irish Grand National course as a stiff, unforgiving course they have got it completely the wrong way around. On top of the Primetime Investigates and Tweetgate disasters, this grave error is another nail in the coffin of this discredited organisation.

Idiots. The report was obviously written by a young girl.

Rte keep calling Louis Oosthuizen Louis Westhuizen. This is fairly wrong. After all Oost is East and West is West.

That’s how it’s properly pronounced.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdWnTMvf6L4

Over on the tv thread there are posters (some of whom are often sane) discussing a fucking hobbit and agreeing he’s a great character.

just another 1.5bn been paid to unsecured bondholders of bankrupt banks by the Irish state today.

I think you’ll find he’s a a dwarf Rocko.

Absolute madness. And not a peep out of anyone.

Chocolate Philadelphia…

Wtf…

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Wtf…

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Have you ever had cheesecake? That is basically what it is . Philadephia mixed with lemon/chocolate/strawberry. Not a great fan of it myself but it is fairly commonplace.

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The likes of count here who hasn’t bothered getting rid of the ‘sent from’ message on his posts. :guns:

I don’t follow trends bandage, I set them

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Yeah, it’s actually not bad. Not nutella but not bad

This shit is crazy

Cannabis Shoe Brit Freed From Dubai Jail

A British man sentenced to four years in jail in Dubai after cannabis weighing less than a grain of sugar was found embedded in the tread of his shoe has reportedly been pardoned.

The English language paper 7Days said Keith Andrew Brown was released early from prison in the Western-orientated emirate.

The 43-year-old was arrested in September at Dubai International Airport.
Customs officers found 0.003 grams (0.0001 ounces) of cannabis in a cigarette stub stuck on the sole of one his shoes.

The UAE - a popular destination for British tourists - imposes tough penalties for all drug-related offences.

Four years is the usual sentence for possession while trafficking is punishable by death.
On February 19 the British dance act, DJ Grooverider, was sentenced to four years in prison for drug possession after trace amounts of marijuana was found in his luggage in November.

The charity Fair Trials Abroad has said it also has reports of a Swiss national being jailed after three poppy seeds from a bread roll were found on his clothes.

The UAE’s tough stance on drugs includes bans on many over-the-counter medications, including melatonin, which is taken to ease the effects of jetlag, and codeine, a common ingredient in pain relievers.

Visitors to Dubai and Abu Dhabi are now being advised to “take extreme caution” and “avoid arrest for ‘possession’ of a controlled substance”.

http://news.sky.com/home/world-news/article/1306973

That’s from 4 years ago WTB! Still crazy, mind you.

That is crazy. Cannot believe they pardoned the drug baron.

I see this Zimmerman punk has now been charged with Murder. Would have thought that manslaughter would have been more applicable