74% of people with beards have commited some sort of sexual related crime
Growing a beard is admitting your an ugly cunt who doesn’t stand a chance with a member of the opposite sex.
Why does that not surprise me?
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Because you’re not easily suprised by made up facts?
fixed that
Does it stop itching after a while? I let the beard grow when on holidays but after a week or so I’d be driven mental from it
A high portion of the adminstrators on this forum sport beards.
yes indeed, it stops itching after a while
I have a beard. A mighty beard. Women fucking love them. I used to be smooching with ladies and they’d be stroking my beard during the act. The missus now does it too. I think they like the feel of it between their legs also. In fact, I know they do.
A clean shaven man with a waxed chest or something like that is no kind of a man at all.
Do many people have a fucking beard? Take it off when done?
What about wanking beards?
Listen to the commentary on this video. :o
:lol:
Whats wrong with it?
Nothing I suppose if you like the sound of a middle aged man making wanking noises.
+1
I have a beard but I keep it in a box in the attic.
The bitching between Liverpool and Man U fans on boards, and the subsequent closing of each team thread by the mods.
You could have stopped there and it would have been just as effective.
Really.
What’s this now?