Santa is a legend.
Do you live in a bedsit?
How much was the taxi?
I had a lift. Details are sketchy.
Don’t do it.
Never reheat a take-away the following day.
8 mins in air fryer - job is oxo
There’s a Pallas man on your Strava feed who I lived with before who heated up the taco chips in the morning that I’d left on his locker at 4am.
Mate of mine used always buy a family box from chicken hut on the way home, if he didn’t finish it that night he’d have it for breakfast.
Dominos is lovely in the morning
Pizza is the one exception.
My missus loves cold pizza.
I get the family box myself but it rarely survives the night
Family box would only do a family with no kids.
Denholm Elliott in Trading Places.
Glass of water into the microwave. Oxo
I found my favourite tackies, thought they were gone forever, was sure I’d left them behind in a hotel or something, this is a great moment
You left footed misfortune…
Theyll go well with your plate
Ambidextrous, but right foot dominant
I don’t like to throw good things out