Things that continue to be right…or things that float your 🐐

flattythehurdler · January 13, 2018, 5:06pm

He’s been made a high court judge also. And knighted apparently for his services to the banking industry

anon61956325 · January 13, 2018, 5:15pm

Do you want your children growing up around this? Next thing youll know, one of the royal family will invite your kids onto their boat for a little trip around the Irish coast…

flattythehurdler · January 13, 2018, 5:41pm

I texted him and told him I’d rather be sent to Australia than hanged.

balbec · January 13, 2018, 5:45pm

A baron and a knight in the same extended family. Some going.

briantinnion · January 13, 2018, 5:57pm

Superb. “Promising under 21 international Gary Charles”, players wearing 1-11, two outfield subs, the ref’s mullet. And that’s just the first 60 seconds.

balbec · January 13, 2018, 6:05pm

They’ll welcome ye with open arms in Adare when they hear this.

iron_mike · January 13, 2018, 6:21pm

Jayses flatty will I have to bow if I meet you for porter on the 4th for the league match?

flattythehurdler · January 13, 2018, 7:09pm

Can’t fcuking come. Herself is away. I’m livid. I’ll be in limerick soon though for a weekend. Will try and tie it in to a home league match. Herself may be in tow.

iron_mike · January 13, 2018, 7:32pm

Ah sure. These things happen. We’ll meet up at some stage

flattythehurdler · January 13, 2018, 7:53pm

She announced this morning (after I had booked leave I’ll add), that she’s going away for five nights with her friends. Not only that, she wants me to being the kids to her flecking annual family reunion. In Birmingham. I usually only go cos she drives and I can get leathered.
Bleh.

Spidey · January 13, 2018, 8:01pm

Ah here. How important is her family reunion if she’s fucking off for 5 nights?

Git
Tae
Falkirk

feck_it · January 13, 2018, 8:22pm

Wrong thread bud

balbec · January 13, 2018, 10:06pm

What kind of weirdos have reunions anyway?

Spidey · January 13, 2018, 10:11pm

And family ones at that. In January.

Isn’t that what fucking Christmas is for?

Ashman · January 13, 2018, 10:16pm

Weddings and funerals cover that .

balbec · January 13, 2018, 10:22pm

Exactly

flattythehurdler · January 13, 2018, 10:39pm

I couldn’t agree more. She once overheard me calling her mother granny nut bag to the kids. Didn’t end great

iron_mike · January 13, 2018, 11:00pm

Little_Lord_Fauntleroy · January 13, 2018, 11:54pm

You have to understand that @flattythehurdler is talking about moving the family to Ireland, I think it would be nice for his kids and the inlaws to go to the reunion with the proposed move on the cards

Mac · January 13, 2018, 11:58pm

All I can get is that flatty is basically a kept man who’s royal wife has bought him a motorbike and a pedal bike to keep him occupied and every so often she pretends she’s interested in moving to Ireland with him even though it will never happen. What have I missed?