Things that make you a cunt

Things
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Nah. Its more the realm of a funboy faldo

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I’m not as big a hater of rugby as many profess to be on here, just a hater of all the associated cuntitry. So next thing, using retarded rugby nicknames.

Just listening to the leinster match on today fm in the car comin home, dunno who the colour commentator is but he can’t call anyone their real name, “kearno” “straussy” and “sexto” all really “fronting up” by the sounds of things.

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Picking up another accent when you live abroad.

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Using the phrase ‘per se’.

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I don’t think that makes you a cunt per se. There have to be other contributing factors.

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Tasseled Slip on Shoes with diamond pattern socks.

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+1
May as well tattoo C-U-N-T on your forehead if you’re going to wear those.

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Tassled slip on shoes are uber cuntish.

I wouldn’t have a major issue with diamond socks on their own, they are grand for auld lads for example.

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Indeed.

[quote=“Julio Geordio, post: 834224, member: 332”]Tassled slip on shoes are uber cuntish.

I wouldn’t have a major issue with diamond socks on their own, they are grand for auld lads for example.[/quote]

Diamond socks…fookin hell… they are argyle socks and everyone knows it.

They are a lovely fit with a tasseled loafer.

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Incorrect, you incorrigible cunt.

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[quote=“count of monte cristo, post: 834226, member: 348”]
Diamond socks…fookin hell… they are argyle socks and everyone knows it.

They are a lovely fit with a tasseled loafer.[/quote]
:eek::mad:

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[quote=“count of monte cristo, post: 834226, member: 348”]
Diamond socks…fookin hell… they are argyle socks and everyone knows it.

They are a lovely fit with a tasseled loafer.[/quote]
We need a wrong button for this.

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More simpleton than cunt, I reckon.

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people who stand beside you and not behind you trying to skip a queue

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My new manager who is over from the States for the week is swanning around in a pair of these under a cream pair of chinos and a navy blazer with a pale blue shirt tucked under.

And he’s a simpleton cunt. So he is.

http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/MTIwMFgxNjAw/z/gy8AAOxy7S5R9dEp/$T2eC16h,!)sE9swmcMt7BR9dEo,l9Q~~60_35.JPG

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Driving a range rover would get you most of the way there.

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An Irish man/men showing up to Downing Street to have your photo gleefully taken as part of a successful British Lions tour.

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Probably picked up 10k for doing so. Good luck to him. Why wouldn’t he?

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Who did that?

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Michael Collins

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