Things that you can't explain

Every now and again I come across things in the course of my day that make asbsolutely no sense to me, be it at picture I see in a newspaper or just some random event.

For instance this morning I went into our kitchen in work and saw about ten heads of lettuce in the sink all washed. I am sure there is a reasonable explanation but I’d be damned if I know what it is.

Also I came across a picture a few months ago of Gay Byrne and Kevin Myers at some random book launch. They are sitting on a couch along with some other bird who Myers is dogging into. Get this - the bird is holding Gay Byrne’s hand and Byrne has a look of absolute amazement on his face but he is not looking at Myers scoring the bird. I have searched the internet high and low for the picture but I can’t find it. It defies belief and again I have absolutely no idea what was going on…

Can anybody explain to me why we’ve an hours stretch in the evenings but only maybe fifteen minutes In the morning? I thought we’d gain just as much in the morning as the evening. I’ve no high vis and want to walk my dog Oscar before i head for leopardstown.

Haven’t a clue but I thought I should let you know I had a fairly vivid dream during the night of France beating England in the rugby, why I dreamt of that game? I can’t explain that either.

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Can anybody explain to me why we’ve an hours stretch in the evenings but only maybe fifteen minutes In the morning? I thought we’d gain just as much in the morning as the evening. I’ve no high vis and want to walk my dog Oscar before i head for leopardstown.
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sigh

I’ve had four dreams about games which were played the following day. All results of the dreams played out the following day.

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Now you tell us

We live in hope…

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It’s the hope that kills you in the end. Give me despair any day. You know exactly where you stand with despair.

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I’d prefer my doctor to use the word hope.

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Tell despair to fuck right off( or at least take a holiday)

Why lads feel the need to post up tweets from posters who no longer post here

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There you have it now.

@Copper_pipe is curious as to the Earths tilt on its axis. @Mac wonders about the tweets of former posters.

That’s why copper will end up running an international betting syndicate and Mac will spend the rest of his life jogging after fucking buggies

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@Copper_pipe is too busy ironing his skinny jeans to be wondering about the tilt of the earth.

The earth’s tilting? Wtf

We all enjoy a bit of tiltillation.

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It sure sounds better than trawling Twitter looking for posts from former posters

What if they came up in a posters twitter feed? Would that be better or worse?

Marginally worse