being insecure
Fanny farts.
Bleeding for a week without dying
Moaning about their “friends” behind their backs.
menstruation…
organising weddings
getting awfully heavy awfully fast…
Ordering diet coke with their extra large Big Mac meals.
Getting what they want
buying curtains
Taking pipe on a one night stand and then convincing themselves that they never do it.
Being menstrual
convincing themselves that strolling around (mainly ringroads) with their friends is proper excercise, just because they are wearing a tracksuit.
watching soap operas
To be honest I don’t think they are good at being menstrual. If I’m good at something I don’t bitch and moan about it for half the month. In fact I would say women are bad at being menstrual.
Insisting they dont do anal when they all love it really
being surprised that when they get onto a bus/get to the top of the que in a shop that they actually have to pay and then spend yonks fumbling in their rucksack/handbag for a wallet and then spend ages counting out the correct amount of change 
Sweet fook all
Ladies Football
tidying cushions
They’re actually shite at that