Usual rules apply:
Only one thing per post and you can’t post twice in succession on the thread.
I’ll start -
Making terribly basic and embarrassing driving errors.
Multiple Orgasms
Prickteasing
Crying for no apparent reason.
Being irrational
Camogie s
Talking shite
creating queues at points of purchase
Getting served quickly at a bar*
*woman must be attractive
Huddling around and intimidating babies.
causing queues at ATMs
Extracting milk from their nipples.
Buying unnecessary pairs of shoes.
having a “handbag” the size of a suitcase and not being able to get the phone out of it before it stops ringing, whilst throwing make up, brushes, headache pills, tampons, kitchen sinks out of it to try get to it, but always, never in time.
Keeping their face relatively free from hair*
*In around 10% of instances
wasting money
whining about being discriminated against
making mountains out of molehils
Seeking constant reassurance from men.
getting thick for no apparent reason and being moody as fuck…