The world is truly fucked when a weshtside farmer knows his body fat over the past decade.
Doddle
I had a conversation the other week with a group of friends who like Louis CK, I maintained he was a dickhead cunt. Vindication.
Can you predict what they’ll order? I’ve become a big fan of the 5oz burger of late. It’s a top, top burgah.
I’m handy at the bongos
Um bongo?
check out the last tune on the reggae and dub thread mate, um bongo indeed
Do they drink it in the Congo?
a bit of red stripe I’d say buddy, in Jamaica.
It wouldn’t seem like something I’d be naturally good at but I’m a dab hand at assembling flat pack furniture. Put a chest of drawers together yesterday and even managed to have some leftovers: 3 screws and a round washer thing and a plastic piece.
Can you knock over to my house I’m having some technical issues with a sideboard
I’d love to help. I have a screwdriver I can bring along in case we need it.
We’ve all been there I suspect.
It’s amazing how far you have come. *
Interview coaching. Out of three staff I’ve prepped for interviews, all three successful.
You must have photocopied a hell of an amount of material.
Dropped the phone during the week and cracked the screen. Ordered a new screen off EBay and it’s back in business Screen cost 30 whereas some lad in a phone shop in the city would want 100 to repair it.
Where did you learn to do that?
Had the screwdriver set already at home. Followed a few videos on YouTube. Took my time but had it done in about an hour.