Things you are good at

[braz83]

I’m good at predicting how storylines in Home and Away will unfold. Like Rocko with lifts, this is a skill I’m getting rusty at, as I haven’t seen much action from the Bay lately.

[The_Dunph]

There are far too many to go into detail so i will just list a few that come to mind:

• Eating
• Training dogs
• The internet
• All sports
• Making money
• Prediction competitions

[The_Puke]

Walking the dog

one of the most underrated skills of all time

[Flano]

Flying and drinking.

Pheunuuung. Smash. Glug glug glug.

[caoimhaoin]

@Fran

Disciplining other people’s kids would seem to be a strange thing that you would point out as being someting you are good at.

Maybe it’s a control thing.

Not sure if you are a father/uncle/minder or whatever, but discipline isn’t about putting them in their place or anything (unless they are total cunting children, which are out there), not to me anyway. Its about being fair, and while being good with them, not spoiling them and making their parents look bad because you act like Santa Claus. But of course the discipline would be more related to the dogs. I suppose the over riding thing is i’m patient with them. Many people (parents included) don’t have that.

Seems like you were just looking to find fault to be honest.

[Appendage]

@caoimhaoin

Not sure if you are a father/uncle/minder or whatever, but discipline isn’t about putting them in their place or anything (unless they are total cunting children, which are out there), not to me anyway. Its about being fair, and while being good with them, not spoiling them and making their parents look bad because you act like Santa Claus. But of course the discipline would be more related to the dogs. I suppose the over riding thing is i’m patient with them. Many people (parents included) don’t have that.

Seems like you were just looking to find fault to be honest.

[Rocko]

@caoimhaoin

Not sure if you are a father/uncle/minder or whatever, but discipline isn’t about putting them in their place or anything (unless they are total cunting children, which are out there), not to me anyway. Its about being fair, and while being good with them, not spoiling them and making their parents look bad because you act like Santa Claus. But of course the discipline would be more related to the dogs. I suppose the over riding thing is i’m patient with them. Many people (parents included) don’t have that.

Seems like you were just looking to find fault to be honest.

+1 Typical Fran.

[Fagan_ODowd]

@The Puke

one of the most underrated skills of all time

Thanks Puke we have achieved the perfect symbiosis of master and animal

[The_Puke]

Thanks Puke we have achieved the perfect symbiosis of master and animal

the amount of fools i see out thinking they are walking their dogs but in reality the dog is walking them is unbelievable…makes my blood boil

[Fagan_ODowd]

@The Puke

the amount of fools i see out thinking they are walking their dogs but in reality the dog is walking them is unbelievable…makes my blood boil

Agreed. In the 9 years I have had my current animal, I have slowly learned to judge his moods and weaknesses (he has no concept of traffic). Thus allowing me to judge where and when to let him off the leash so that he gets maximum benefit from the walk

[Fagan_ODowd]

@The Puke

the amount of fools i see out thinking they are walking their dogs but in reality the dog is walking them is unbelievable…makes my blood boil

Agreed. In the 9 years I have had my current animal, I have slowly learned to judge his moods and weaknesses (he has no concept of traffic). Thus allowing me to judge where and when to let him off the leash so that he gets maximum benefit from the walk

[Bandage]

Cracking wind up by Kev with those really creepy posts about children.

[anon95599269]

@caoimhaoin

Not sure if you are a father/uncle/minder or whatever, but discipline isn’t about putting them in their place or anything (unless they are total cunting children, which are out there), not to me anyway. Its about being fair, and while being good with them, not spoiling them and making their parents look bad because you act like Santa Claus. But of course the discipline would be more related to the dogs. I suppose the over riding thing is i’m patient with them. Many people (parents included) don’t have that.

Seems like you were just looking to find fault to be honest.

i dont know which is worse- fault finding Fran or bland fran

[THE_LINK_WALSH]

Im good at…

Adjudication
Drink Driving successfully
Drinking Whiskey,not many would stay into me on whiskey
Umpiring,I do a good bit of it
Gettin up early in the mornins

[The_Puke]

@The All Seeing Eye

i dont know which is worse- fault finding Fran or bland fran

I think it proves what we all suspected for a while, fran is two ends of a cunt

[KIB_man]

@Rocko

That’s a belter of a post from Tiger above. Bring back Tiger.

Anyway, I regret to inform everyone that I am forced to downgrade my lift-travelling ability from good to competent. I’ve grown a little rusty and while I’m not making any basic errors such as hitting the button for the wrong floor, or the
ultimate sin in getting in a lift travelling the wrong direction, I’m just not coping with the more advanced door-related skills such as hitting the “close” button after entering a lift. This isn’t necessary on all lifts but you get to know a lift and whether the pause demands manual intervention. This
is the level of knowledge that’s letting me down and I’m finding myself standing in lifts for seconds waiting for the doors to shut of their own accord.

I will work on it though.

Not to worry buddy. I’ve also developed an affliction for trying to go up the elevator coming down. Make it to the second step more often than not. The left hand side one should always go up

[farmerinthecity]

@The Puke

I think it proves what we all suspected for a while, fran is two ends of a cunt

After reading the recent posts in this thread I say to that.

[caoimhaoin]

@Bandage

Cracking wind up by Kev with those really creepy posts about children.

I know its not on your agenda as you’d actually have to know a woman before you have a kid, but if you ever need uncle advice don’t hesitate to drop me a PM.

[Bandage]

Well that’s me told by Kev, the man that can discipline a child whether he’s its parent or not. :lol:

[caoimhaoin]

@Bandage

Well that’s me told by Kev, the man that can discipline a child whether he’s its parent or not. :lol:

I love it…