Things you are good at

Potentially a great thread this.

Good to see Kev enter the fray with his usual pscyhoanlaysis bullshit.

Good

  • Financial Economics/probabilities
  • Numeracy and computation
  • Strategy
  • sport/Hurling/Football
  • Cooking
  • presentations

Bad

  • Auditing
  • Drinking
  • brown-nosing and licking ass like my fellow employees
  • Money and budgeting
  • Speling
  • typign
  • making shit jokes

I’m great at dropping silent bombs and making sure everyone else is blamed for it. I take great joy from this.

I am even better at meeting and chatting up attractive women…everything goes fine, but then wake up next to their ugly friend the following day and thereby blowing any chance of being with said cracker and thus ruining the potential for true love as I could never love an ugly cunt no matter how sound or promiscuous she was. I take no joy from this.

I am also good at getting my cock out in bars unsuspecting to most around me. I take great joy from this.

Great post mate apart from the last bit. There is nothing to be said for that kind of carry on.

Bit of high-jinx mate… However, being one of the few on here I would listen to I will have to take your words into account.

Quality bud, quality :clap:

Don’t mind Farmer. He’s just jealous because he’d never get away with it. If he tried it, it would be at eye level with everyone else.

Kev is good at one thing - life.

Juggling
Cooking
Walking the dog

It’s not much really.

Imagine posting a response to something months and months after it was posted? :lol:

I’m good at;

  • Getting under a few peoples skin on this site
  • with Children & Animals
  • Talking
  • Most sports i tried
  • Selling stuff
  • Singing

I’m also extremely good looking, which is handy.

Jesus.

:rolleyes:

Unbelievable. :lol:

:lol:

I thought Farmer would be more experienced than that.

If only you had some semblence of a sense of humour you’d be a great catch.

What are you good at with children and animals?

I couldn’t believe it. :lol:

Fran - Keeping them entertained and disciplined. What did you think i meant?

Do you have kids / animals of your own Kev?

Dogs, always dogs in the house. Kids, not myself. Usual, friends, relations etc. Why would that matter?

Kev likes kids and animals cause they won’t contradict what he tells them.

Disciplining other people’s kids would seem to be a strange thing that you would point out as being someting you are good at.

Maybe it’s a control thing.

I’m good at:

  • Posting on the internet. My posts are often informative and well thought out
  • Eating extremely large quantities of food
  • Impersonating Colm Murray

I could improve on:

  • Visual arts
  • Handwriting
  • Singing