Things you are shit at

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I highly doubt that you wear a shirt to work pal-McDonalds have a strict rule about uniforms and I doubt they would make an exception for you.

I work for the government, my friend, and I’ll have you killed if you insult me like that again.

Cracking open an Easter Egg neatly into two halves. I’m always breaking the fucking things into smithereens.

Broke one open with my knee during the football earlier. Worked well enough, albeit not in two halves. Give it a try.

I feel your pain man, I really do.

Parallel parking or reverse parking to my right side. I can do left fine.

I am like a car parking Zoolander.

Will try that technique tomorrow night. I don’t have the mental discipline to open one now and not consume it.

@Rocko

How much chocolate/sweet stuff would you consume in a day?

[QUOTE=“farmerinthecity, post: 935578, member: 24”]@Rocko

How much chocolate/sweet stuff would you consume in a day?[/QUOTE]
More than I’d like to but significantly less than I used to.

Today I had half a small egg. It was a small Cadbury’s Freddo one:

http://www.cadburygiftsdirect.co.uk/images/thumbs/0001734_470--Freddo-Faces-Egg-.png

I believe that was the sum total of my biscuit/chocolate consumption today. I’d usually have more. Maybe one full size bar and another half bar or a few biscuits @Fran recommended or something.

Bridge. I got fucking hammered in the Bridge club last night.

Sounds like a night out in Waterford city

[QUOTE=“TheUlteriorMotive, post: 935570, member: 2272”]Parallel parking or reverse parking to my right side. I can do left fine.

I am like a car parking Zoolander.[/QUOTE]
I am the absolute king of parallel parking and it’s something I take great pride in-I fucking nail it time after time.

Not the appropriate thread pal

True, buddy but I just couldn’t help myself-it really is a source of great pride for me and I probably go on about it too much.

More bullshit

No Julio I will fucking take you up on that, bud. 90% of what I say may be lies and fantasy but I will not have my parallel parking abilities questioned by anyone.

do you go along to AA meetings and when it comes to your turn to speak get up and say you can handle booze and have a healthy relationship with alcohol

set up a Things I am Great at thread

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What the fuck is this???

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