I’ve cracked this one @Fagan_ODowd. This time last year I picked up a roll of “industrial strength” tin-foil in the back room of Cassidy’s International Trading Post in Derrylin. (Suppliers of cheap kerosene and booze).
The roll of foil was 100 metres long X 450mm wide and cost €6, although the intrepid Tommy said "take it ta’ fuck with you Boxty.
I proceeded to wrap the Christmas presents with it using a felt pen to indicate the recipient. This drew mirth and abuse in equal measures until I pointed out the benefits (fuck cellotape, gift cards, off-cuts etc.,)
As a business venture this has some worth. Imagine a roll of foil with decorative Holly/Santa/Baby Jesus emblems adorning the visible section…Boom…
Special rolls could be commissioned for the Tipperary folk in colourful blue and gold stripes for the summer months, although I suspect the bastards would be to mean to buy them.