Things you are shit at

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Trust me mate… it would be alot easier if the widow held one of the corners.

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I’ve cracked this one @Fagan_ODowd. This time last year I picked up a roll of “industrial strength” tin-foil in the back room of Cassidy’s International Trading Post in Derrylin. (Suppliers of cheap kerosene and booze).
The roll of foil was 100 metres long X 450mm wide and cost €6, although the intrepid Tommy said "take it ta’ fuck with you Boxty.

I proceeded to wrap the Christmas presents with it using a felt pen to indicate the recipient. This drew mirth and abuse in equal measures until I pointed out the benefits (fuck cellotape, gift cards, off-cuts etc.,)

As a business venture this has some worth. Imagine a roll of foil with decorative Holly/Santa/Baby Jesus emblems adorning the visible section…Boom…

Special rolls could be commissioned for the Tipperary folk in colourful blue and gold stripes for the summer months, although I suspect the bastards would be to mean to buy them.

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Unwrap the presents then use it for the Turkey, genius.

I’m feeling all tingly inside over this idea.

Genius.

Wrapping schoolbooks with drink taken.

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Taking photos with drink taken ??

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Clingfilm is a bitch at the best of times.

Trigonometry

What is the marked angle??

SOHCAHTOA

Silly old harry caught a herring trawling off America.

Tom’s old aunt
Sat on his
Coat and hat

Would have worked for me 30 years ago

Inverse sin of 20/52

Can you work it out? Do you need a scientific calculator

I’d need a scientific calculator.

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Its below 30 anyway. The inverse sin of .5 is 30 and thats about .4 rounded up

21 degrees
Tan-1(5/13)

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