Things you really really want

[flattythehurdler]

World's first flying bike goes on sale in Japan

[Cheasty]

For John Stones to set up a paint shop and become the new title sponsor of the Johnstone’s Paint Trophy whereby the name gets changed to the John Stones Paint Trophy.

[Kid_Curry]

to zig a zig ah

[Cheasty]

I’m told the Johnstone’s Paint Trophy hasn’t existed since 2016 and is now called the Papa John’s trophy.

John Smith’s are apparently taking over as title sponsors for next season having beaten off stiff competition from Johnson and Johnson and John Player.