I ended up with a drop of this stuff
Cc @Malarkey @anon67715551
I fell asleep and spilled it down my leg.
I ended up with a drop of this stuff
What happened pal
Itās never, ever, as bad as what your brain is telling you
Stay strong big fella. Weve all been through this.
Letās go through the checklistā¦
Did your missus see?
Did the kids see?
Were you at a fancy dinner party with her friends?
Did you get stroppy with people or attacck anyone verbally or were you just messy?
Were the law involved?
No Iām back home for the weekend.
Ok. Thatās bad. Very badā¦
Did ye break into Kelehans?
Not too bad at all so. They see all the good in you. Address it early take it on the chin and be the good man you are. Maybe jump in the sea to purge the memory. Often works for a lad i knowā¦
Meet back up with the people you were drinking with, take a bit of a slagging and it will be forgotten quickly
Fuck that. Hide until Tuesday and ride out the fear
Hide from his own parents? Would you lend him the place in Kerry? I believe thats nice for a day tripā¦
2 grand and its all his
You probably pissed yourself too mate
Perfect.
Hungover you will be treated like six year old you with the measles.
Apologise for nuttin.
Criminal to spill it - Yes. Anything else wrong - No. Weāve all been there.
I wouldnāt fancy buying a round of those bad boys although Iād say it was extraordinary.
A neighbour once asked another rustic what heād have seeing it was Christmas.
A mouthful if Powers would be grand.
Youāll have a half-one like everyone else, Iām not filling that mouthā¦ā¦
Twee
Gāway ta fuck. I have things to doā¦,
āAnother Roundā on netflix has the look of the makings of a forum favourite. Itās about a clatter of middle aged lads who are bored, have iffy marriages, drab careers and dubious morals. They decide the best way to cope is to maintain a carefully regulated and responsible level of drunkeness. Itās set in onr of those nordic countries- Sweden, Finland or Austria maybe
Iād love to watch more but its my bedtime.
Your missing nothing. Good idea, it starts well, but sure what can happen in the end onlyā¦.
ā¦with an iffy marriage, a drab career and dubious morals? My effin life is what can happen