This is the hottest summer you have ever had but its the coldest summer for the rest of your life (repent - stop climate change)

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Greta played a blinder of internetting and shithousery this week. Love to see it

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It’s actually not that simple. Temperatures have been recorded and compared in the same places for half a century. These places have changed dramatically. Thats only a small part of the story.

In other news some of you may have heard ray darcy bringing us the news that during recessions womens hem lines have tended to be lower…with the opposite being true during eras of prosperity. The obvious conclusion to draw is that we’d all be loaded, if only women wore miniskirts.

Anyhow, we’re in the middle of a warm period in the middle of an ice age. Thankfully.

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These lads actually believe man made CO2 is like a dial on the radio flicking through the stations we can tinker with to change the weather :joy:

Move the dial to minus 4 there Xi, there’s been record floods in ballygobackwards this year

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But 97% of scientists etc. It said so on the radio. They had the lads by the balls at %

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If @Bandage gets just one more booster shot and @backinatracksuit one less pair of tackies we can stop climate change

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If that’s what they’ve been told then so be it

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I hope you’ve sold all your cows at this stage?

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cc. @Little_Lord_Fauntleroy

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Can you ladybird this for us?

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Yes. Start riding short people so we can reduce to the size of mice over the coming years in order to save the planet.

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on it

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We don’t need to get that short that quick mate!

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The price of hiring dwarfs is going to skyrocket. Im going to make a fortune

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no wonder you’re offsetting you fucking giant :smiley:

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Coldest December in 12 years for Ireland.

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https://www.oxfordmail.co.uk/news/23073992.traffic-filters-will-divide-city-15-minute-neighbourhoods/

15 minute neighbourhoods will sort out the aul climate.

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@Little_Lord_Fauntleroy we should be doing a lot more to encourage local produce to be sold locally.

How about a scheme to support local cooperatives to sell locally produced meat, food stuffs & vegetables at reasonable prices?

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We import vegtables because our agriculture industry is set up to produce protein shakes

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Stop making stupid statements like that and you’ll get more traction.

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Almost like a weekly market where these farmers could go to sell their produce?