To paraphrase an INTERNET Giant on here, you’d be safer cleaning jizz off the floor of a toilet.
By Christ
Last one of the season, Glas will be tugging the clit out of himself around town today.
he’ll have a massive wide on
Indeed, I was having a coffee (I don’t drink coffee) with a customer in The Grounds in the city yesterday morning and thought the same. Sydney is glorious in that regard.
any birds in GAA jerseys knocking about?
Probably Mayo or Tipp jerseys
No, jerseys are so 2010. PPE is de riguer among young Irish women here now.
Gobshite
Hubba hubba
You on the ‘Hub.
Is the wife showing a bit of tit?
A lot of the pornhub premium videos are free anyway.
Tit Monday cancelled too?
Some of them are 40 odd minutes long.
You wouldnt watch beyond busting one out, would you?
No. The last 37 odd minutes are redundant for me
and they have coronavirus themed videos too.
He’s hallucinating from being inside.