how do you like yours…partial to two well buttered slices sandwiching some nice ham and easi singles myself…
All around the country and coast
People always say, “What do you like most?”
I don’t want to brag, I don’t want to boast
I always tell them that I like toast
Yeah, toast!
Yeah, toast!
I get up in the morning about 6 a.m.
Have a little jelly, have a little jam
Take a piece of bread, put it in the slot
Push down the lever and the wires get hot
I get toast
Yeah, toast!
Yeah, toast!
Now there’s no secret to toasting perfection
There’s a dial on the side and you make your selection
Push to the dark or the light and then
If it pops too soon, press down again
Make toast
Yeah, toast!
Yeah, toast!
When the first caveman drove in from the dregs
Didn’t know what would go with a bacon and an egg
Must have been a genius, got it in his head
Plug the toaster in the wall, buy a bag of bread
Make toast
Yeah, toast!
Yeah, toast!
Oui monsieur bonjour coquette,
Unh hunh croissant et vous et vere,
Maurice Chevalier, Eiffel Tower,
Oui Marie, baguette Bonsoir!
French toast!
French toast!
In Chicago on the Bob and Tom show
Yeah, toast!
[quote=“Arseboxin”]All around the country and coast
People always say, “What do you like most?”
I don’t want to brag, I don’t want to boast
I always tell them that I like toast
Yeah, toast!
Yeah, toast!
I get up in the morning about 6 a.m.
Have a little jelly, have a little jam
Take a piece of bread, put it in the slot
Push down the lever and the wires get hot
I get toast
Yeah, toast!
Yeah, toast!
Now there’s no secret to toasting perfection
There’s a dial on the side and you make your selection
Push to the dark or the light and then
If it pops too soon, press down again
Make toast
Yeah, toast!
Yeah, toast!
When the first caveman drove in from the dregs
Didn’t know what would go with a bacon and an egg
Must have been a genius, got it in his head
Plug the toaster in the wall, buy a bag of bread
Make toast
Yeah, toast!
Yeah, toast!
Oui monsieur bonjour coquette,
Unh hunh croissant et vous et vere,
Maurice Chevalier, Eiffel Tower,
Oui Marie, baguette Bonsoir!
French toast!
French toast!
In Chicago on the Bob and Tom show
Yeah, toast![/quote]
There’s a chat function for this sort of shit.
THis kinda perverted shit will scare off the new users.
hey buddy trying to ascertain the toast eating habbits of the forum…please refrain from this negative type of comment…id say your a burnt toast and black tea type of guy…:mad:
toast with boiled egg and ham nothing better.
I like mine with caviar and bellini’s…
posh cunt…
Homemade strawberry jam
No lemon curd?
http://assets2.qypecdn.net/uploads/photos/0033/8255/toast_large.jpg
best boozer in dublin yahup :rolleyes:
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best boozer in dublin yahup :rolleyes:[/quote]
ya think! id go so far as to say one of the worst…:guns:
take that back :rolleyes: don’t know how anyone could dislike it
I miss The Station.
I don’t really to be honest - it served it’s time - ie. it allowed us all to get locked in a pub whilst underage 
bit of a hole alright. Toast is meh to me really. I hear the new Tramco is a bit shite?
Yeah rubbish. I was in there on a Wednesday night recently after toast closed, and it was empty - meaning they obviously haven’t caught the students. Hardly surprising as there are no drinks promotions. I tried to get in on a Friday night recently as well, 2 weeks ago, and they wouldn’t let my mate in for wearing trainers. So the state of the place is obviously such that they are empty most of the time, and when they’re not empty the punters they do get in are of a standard that force them to refuse entry to lads wearing trainers.
I’ll give it another month…
[quote=“Sledgehammer”]Yeah rubbish. I was in there on a Wednesday night recently after toast closed, and it was empty - meaning they obviously haven’t caught the students. Hardly surprising as there are no drinks promotions. I tried to get in on a Friday night recently as well, 2 weeks ago, and they wouldn’t let my mate in for wearing trainers. So the state of the place is obviously such that they are empty most of the time, and when they’re not empty the punters they do get in are of a standard that force them to refuse entry to lads wearing trainers.
I’ll give it another month…[/quote]
I was there on a Friday after it opened. About 8 people in the place. The bouncers wouldn’t let me in without ID despite the place being empty and me being a bearded 27 year old who is never asked for ID anywhere else. They weren’t nice about it either. Hard to imagine the place still being open in 6 months.
Morons. You have to wonder where these orders are coming from.