Toilet facilities at GAA grounds

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I looked at the profile picture and presumed this was thedancingbaby, it amused me all things considered. Change your fucking profile picture.

[QUOTE=“Blake, post: 1084614, member: 1755”]Washing hands at this time of year is a hypothermia risk

The toilets in Conleths Park are a fucking sham, the county board should be ashamed of them. I remember being in the toilets under the stand when I was young enough and seeing a rat scurrying about with abandon, disgusting.[/QUOTE]
An horrific dive. Hawkfield would want to be worth it to endure that shithole.

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[QUOTE=“Blake, post: 1084614, member: 1755”]Washing hands at this time of year is a hypothermia risk

The toilets in Conleths Park are a fucking sham, the county board should be ashamed of them. I remember being in the toilets under the stand when I was young enough and seeing a rat scurrying about with abandon, disgusting.[/QUOTE]
That was Seanie Johnston.

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[QUOTE=“Blake, post: 1084614, member: 1755”]Washing hands at this time of year is a hypothermia risk

The toilets in Conleths Park are a fucking sham, the county board should be ashamed of them. I remember being in the toilets under the stand when I was young enough and seeing a rat scurrying about with abandon, disgusting.[/QUOTE]

You can’t scurry with abandon. It’s the same as saying skulking with aplomb.

I put it to you that the rodent was in fact strutting.

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Some seriously soft cunts on here.

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Why would you piss all over your own hands? What the fuck is wrong with you?

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Someone mentions soft cocks and hey presto @glasagusban appears.

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Some of these cunts would be complaining if there wasn’t a Dyson Airblade in the jacks.

FFS sake.

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[QUOTE=“farmerinthecity, post: 1085114, member: 24”]Some of these cunts would be complaining if there wasn’t a Dyson Airblade in the jacks.

FFS sake.[/QUOTE]
Some cunts would be complaining when check out staff don’t pack their bags for them and offer to shine their shoes.

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the toilets under the old stand in semple stadium used to be epic
lads used to just piss up against random walls on the way to the pisser
obviously the PuiC jaxes were a Hillsborough type situation

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mmm, no photos in this thread. Perhaps that’s a good thing.

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Semple Stadium’s toilet facilities are spot on.

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Especially in the old stand. I wouldn’t be in the new stand much but I think they are a good bit smaller at that side

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Gas pissing beside ould fellas at matches. They’ll take the spot in the corner, turn towards the wall… just in case anyone wants to take a glimpse at their cock :smiley:

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You seem to know a lot about this…

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would you prefer if he was looking at young fellas cocks?
sick bastard

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I’d see it a fair bit at marts as well. Gas carry on.

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[QUOTE=“mickee321, post: 1085288, member: 367”]would you prefer if he was looking at young fellas cocks?
sick bastard[/QUOTE]
I thought it went without saying but generally I have no preference about whose cocks either of you do or dont look at?

However I would imagine it would be best if neither of you were looking at anyone else’s cocks, unless of course they’re ok with it. If so, then go with God.

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One hand on the wall, and backhand grip on the knob.

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[QUOTE=“mickee321, post: 1085124, member: 367”]the toilets under the old stand in semple stadium used to be epic
lads used to just piss up against random walls on the way to the pisser
obviously the PuiC jaxes were a Hillsborough type situation[/QUOTE]

Walking through the tunnel at halftime carefully stepping over streams of piss. :smiley:

The walk down to PUC from the city centre used to be lined with lads pissing on every available wall. Not sure if that’s still the case as I haven’t been going in that way the last few times.

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I stood on the Killinan End for the Dublin-Kerry matches in 2001. The only “official” toilet facility I could find was a small shed on the “new” stand side with urinal room for about four people and one cubicle with no door, no toilet seat, and no water in the cistern or bowl. After visiting it once at half-time during the drawn match I went in the flowerbeds at the back of the terrace for the replay, as did pretty much everybody else. By the end the soil in these flowerbeds was turning to the type of mud that soldiers in the trenches of the Western front during World War I had to endure. John Bruton would have loved it.