Tottenham Hotspur

West Ham are at Fulham on Wednesday night. I fancy them to pick up something there. I just don’t see all this confidence in us staying up. We have had team getting relegaged written all over us for a while now, since the turn of the year really.

Today was the day that we were to see the new manager bounce under Tudor. We were as I expected, an utter rabble, completely outclassed by Fulham. It’s not really Tudor’s fault, albeit team selections and formations haven’t inspired confidence. I think it was a crazy appointment, but he has come into an utter sh*t show and it would be some job for anyone to turn this ship around before the end of season. The game against Palace at home on Thursday night is just huge. We have to get something out of it, preferably a win. After that the Lilywhites steam into Liverpool, where we’ve got stuffed nearly every year since 1912.

i predicted that Tudor would last maybe 5-6 games and would be gone around the time of the international break at the end of March. I might have been a bit conservative in my prediction. There are plenty of mutterings already after getting outclassed by Fulham yesterday.

Things have now got so bad at Tottenham that the Premier League have started lampooning them. This morning a clip has been running on the league’s own social media feeds of a free-kick from Spurs goalkeeper Guglielmo Vicario going straight out of play at the other end of the field with not a team-mate in sight at Fulham.

Whether the Premier League should be using their own feeds to take the mickey out of member clubs is a point worth debating and it’s worth noting it has subsequently been deleted.

But nevertheless the moment did rather sum up Tottenham under their new coach Igor Tudor. Directionless, hopeless and lost.

It was bad under Thomas Frank and he did have to go as Spurs drifted towards the bottom three. But Tottenham have undoubtedly got worse in two games under Tudor and one wonders now whether the club will have a decision to make if they crash and burn again at home to Crystal Palace on Thursday.

Does that sound dramatic and sensationalist after two games? It does, rather. But, equally, can they let this go on?

I haven’t seen either match but you can get a sense from as little as two matches if the team is completely fucked which is what you seem to be suggesting here.

They need to think of the Man Utd/Carrick model. It may not last forever but it would keep them up.

What about Tiger Tim?

Guardiola himself wouldn’t be enough for spurs fans

Those were the comments at the end of the piece in the Mail, not my comments. I do have a certain amount of sympathy for Tudor. He’s come in and found out that it is way worse of a sh*t show than he had factored in. As against that, he seems to trade off the name as some sort of short-term fix specialist guru, who gets an immediate reaction. He doesn’t really need to be telling the world as to everything that is wrong with Spurs. We know all that already and don’t disagree with him either. He’s there for a quick-fix solution to paper over the cracks and stave off relegation.

If he can’t achieve that shock therapy, well then he probably is under immediate threat. The game against Crystal Palace on Thursday night at home is huge. He will at least get that, I’d imagine. That’s one of the games you would be earmarking as a chance of a win. 6 points from last 9 games would go a long way towards staying up. When you have only picked up 4 points in 10 games in 2026 though, are the only team without a win in the league in 2026 and on the joint longest run of league games without a win for the club in 91 years since 1935, you would be starting to wonder, will we win again this season.

The clowns that are calling the shots have really only woken up in the last few weeks to danger signs that a lot of Spurs fans were seeing at Christmas that Spurs were sliding into a relegation battle for which they were hopelessly equipped. They wanted to limp on to the end of season with Frank and re-assess then. The sheer toxicity and the looming spectre of relegation after the home defeat to Newcastle forced a change on that front. The chat going around is relegation could cost the club Ā£250 million. There’s full scale panic now amongst a hierarchy, who haven’t a clue what they are doing to begin with. They won’t hang around with Tudor for long unless he gets a win, fairly pronto.

I’d get Arry and Tiger Tim in until the end of the season if there is to be another change.

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Arry is 78.

Has there been an older manager in English Lesgue history? Even in an interim role?

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Neil Warnock has just gone back again at Torquay I see. He’s 77

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I’m a cynical old Footix at this stage, but by God I’d love to see him there, with Jim Smith and Krancjar.

Jim Smith might have passed away a few years ago. Aside from that minor detail, great shout. Jim Smith would have been perfect for this particular assignment and would have kept us up.

How is Big Ron doing these days? He’s probably about 90 now but would be another really good fit.

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Hodgson was 76 at Palace

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Wouldn’t be here now if they’d backed Conte. What a mistake that was

And sure enouth West Ham win at Fulham. Penny will probabaly begin to drop all round now that Spurs are getting relegated.

'Arry has a Cheltenham Gold Cup to win first but he could bring great momentum with him into the role in April and May.

Get Crouchy up top and Niko Kranjar to whip in a few balls. Bale out of retirement too.

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They will have the best stadium in The Championship anyway.

After Atletico the next team they’ll host in red and white stripes could be Lincoln

Leeds are really beginning to look like a team destined for relegation

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Oh how I’d laugh

Maybe but Leeds are still 2 points ahead of Spurs.

Spurs have a bit more scope to improve yet.

If spurs win tomorrow night they will be safe. That would be enough to steady things and get them to get over the line in a few week.

Lose and I think they will go into meltdown and Tudor will be getting his bags packed.

Spurs to win 2-1. eventually.