Traffic management advice thread for roasters (don't be traffic)

[Fagan_ODowd]

@caulifloweredneanderthal

Chaps.

Am heading to Dublin from North next weekend to go to Croke Park. Have a few options open to me.

A) Drive to Dundalk and get the train to Connolly. However, there’ll be a bit of waiting around afterwards as the service is more limited on a Sunday.

B) just drive in. There shouldn’t be much traffic on a Sunday but will there be much in the way of parking for a fella arriving in around 1.30/2

C) Park at one of the Dart stations like Lusk or elsewhere in Fingal and get the dart in

Or

D) just stick my thumb up my hole

Any advice re parking or the dart appreciated

Drive in and park in Marino. Don’t overthink this.

[caulifloweredneanderthal]

Park at the college there is it?

[Bandage]

+1. Park up around Grace Park Road or somewhere the Wexford traffic won’t necessarily be familiar with @caulifloweredneanderthal. Or you can park at my place and get the DART in.

[Fagan_ODowd]

Park there or if there isn’t a space there go into the housing estate behind the college. All the traffic will be coming from the south so there will be plenty of space north side.

[Fagan_ODowd]

@caulifloweredneanderthal

You will almost certainly get parking in this area.

[Copper_pipe]

Have you the X or Xs?

[Bandage]

Not a chance he’ll get a spot on the grass in the park.

[Fagan_ODowd]

@Copper_pipe

Have you the X or Xs?

I have the X

[caulifloweredneanderthal]

Thanks @Bandage and @Fagan_ODowd for your help here, great lads

[Fagan_ODowd]

Traffic was savage in Dublin this morning. Presumably because half of Merrion Sq was closed for the visit of Mr Johnson.

[flattythehurdler]

Hopefully someone parks on the fat cnut.

[iron_mike]

Avoid Portlaoise this morning lads. It’s a car park

[glasagusban]

@iron_mike

Avoid Portlaoise

You could have stopped there.

[myboyblue]

Chickens everywhere!

[caulifloweredneanderthal]

Have to head to North Dublin tomorrow morning for just before 9am. What’s traffic like on the M1 at the moment chaps? Still considerably less than pre lockdown?

[Batigol]

Still reasonably quiet. Increasing everyday though

[Copper_pipe]

Well they’ll be at least one more car on it tomorrow

[balbec]

If I was you I’d head off in about half an hour.

[Rocko]

@caulifloweredneanderthal

Have to head to North Dublin tomorrow morning for just before 9am. What’s traffic like on the M1 at the moment chaps? Still considerably less than pre lockdown?

Are you coming to Fingal? We can have the bunting out.

[caulifloweredneanderthal]

Fuck that kid. It’s a 55 minute journey during regular traffic. I’ll be departing at 7.30am to give myself a cushion