Trivial life issues

these people are not your mates. following people around with a long lens camera does not make you friends

We are Facebook friends, pal, therefore very close friends! iā€™m not like you at an underage game of hurlingā€¦

My caramel latte was too warm today :shakefist:

The air con in my office is playing havoc with my sinuses today. :angry:

I bought a person from the third world recently just to do menial chores for me and she keeps breaking down-some pain in the hole(for both parties) youā€™d think sheā€™d come with some sort of guarantee. Also, last week, when I was coming back from my 4th jaunt abroad this year, I had to wait in line at the the check-in desk for about 25 minutes-do these people not realise how busy I am? :mad:

:rolleyes:

I knew someone would have to go a step too far eventually. May as well close the thread now. Horsebox has made a balls of it. :shakefist:

Horsebox is doing a rather poor job of pretending to be an AFR exile.

I like La Haine-good picture thingy choice mate.

:smiley:

I put a load of washing in the machine this morning with a 6 hour delayed start so they would be washed shortly before I arrive home, only just realised I never put in any detergent!

FML

A year and a half later and heā€™s still making up stories to try fit in :rolleyes:

Iā€™ve gotten a bit better at it to be fair.

Another tall tale

says fucking pinocchio thereā€¦

Thank you Gman-thatā€™s a fucking clamping @Mac

So you need @Gman to fight your battles for you now huh?

I need all the help I can get, bro.

Be wary of that Gman cunt then. Heā€™ll act all friendly to you and then stab you in the back when you least expect it. Them south of Wexford lads are generally sound but thereā€™s an underlying evil streak in all of them that more than likely relates to an inferiority complex

My ciabatta wasnā€™t toasted enough yesterday and so the Brie in it wasnā€™t melted.

I feel your pain brother. The ratio of cream to cherries in my blackforest gateau today was bitterly disappointing