Turd Division 17/18

:rollseyes:

Whatā€™s up your ass?

Not at all, I was surprised to get a good draft rank to be honest, it seemed like I was beaten to my targets a few times even when they werenā€™t the most obvious pick, as a result I procrastinated a bit and left it to the last couple of seconds when I furiously hit the unresponsive keys and got drafted a kicker and defence who Iā€™d have left to the very end.
Iā€™m not up for the weekly matchups argument again, Iā€™ll continue to put out the team that will score most points.

@mac thinks that the draft gradings are the best way to evaluate a team. Sure he got excellent marks in his draft, the drafting of Edelman being a particularly good pick up according to the experts on NFL.com

Sorry, @Mac ā€¦ I was only trying to help the Turds out but iā€™m sure you have a super dooper team and will do very well this season.

Hereā€™s my gang, reasonably happy

Good starting team ā€¦ Bench needs fluffing up.

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Hard to have a strong bench yet but I think thereā€™s potential there, Iā€™ll wait till the lads start ditching fellas with short term injuries and pick them up on handy waivers to field a rock solid squad for the playoffs.

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Iā€™d be giving Landry a wide berth this year.

The App on my phone updated over night.

Thereā€™s now a one click button that will optimise the line up for you. :thinking:

Kicks off tonight, good luck @chops91, I like how you removed the Miami player from the lineup within hours of confirmation that the game was off,

@artfoley have you decided on suitable punishment for fielding inactives? Poacher turned gamekeeper situation for you

Best of luck to you too @backinatracksuit. No point having him in the lineup. I want to score points :joy::joy:

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It was the speed that impressed me mate, youā€™re keeping an eye on that imaginary predicted score line, winning that is a little battle I play with myself, Iā€™ll sometimes have lads in there all week and change them on Sunday for somebody with a lower predicted score

We already have @bandage for that type of sublime tactical nuance mate.

I believe he recommends playing guys who will score less if their quarterback is in your opposition, I havenā€™t fully grasped the concept.

Itā€™s a fairly simple concept :rollseyes:

This is why you are mid table, a failure to grasp the subleties of advanced line up strategies.

Iā€™m top of the league mate,
The player who scores the most points is the best one for my lineup, I wonā€™t be putting any 5th receivers or backup tight ends in.

Itā€™s very simple and one of the most fundamental parts of the gameā€¦

Heā€™ll never get it mate.

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