Turd Division 17/18

:rollseyes:

What’s up your ass?

Not at all, I was surprised to get a good draft rank to be honest, it seemed like I was beaten to my targets a few times even when they weren’t the most obvious pick, as a result I procrastinated a bit and left it to the last couple of seconds when I furiously hit the unresponsive keys and got drafted a kicker and defence who I’d have left to the very end.
I’m not up for the weekly matchups argument again, I’ll continue to put out the team that will score most points.

@mac thinks that the draft gradings are the best way to evaluate a team. Sure he got excellent marks in his draft, the drafting of Edelman being a particularly good pick up according to the experts on NFL.com

Sorry, @Mac … I was only trying to help the Turds out but i’m sure you have a super dooper team and will do very well this season.

Here’s my gang, reasonably happy

Good starting team … Bench needs fluffing up.

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Hard to have a strong bench yet but I think there’s potential there, I’ll wait till the lads start ditching fellas with short term injuries and pick them up on handy waivers to field a rock solid squad for the playoffs.

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I’d be giving Landry a wide berth this year.

The App on my phone updated over night.

There’s now a one click button that will optimise the line up for you. :thinking:

Kicks off tonight, good luck @chops91, I like how you removed the Miami player from the lineup within hours of confirmation that the game was off,

@artfoley have you decided on suitable punishment for fielding inactives? Poacher turned gamekeeper situation for you

Best of luck to you too @backinatracksuit. No point having him in the lineup. I want to score points :joy::joy:

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It was the speed that impressed me mate, you’re keeping an eye on that imaginary predicted score line, winning that is a little battle I play with myself, I’ll sometimes have lads in there all week and change them on Sunday for somebody with a lower predicted score

We already have @bandage for that type of sublime tactical nuance mate.

I believe he recommends playing guys who will score less if their quarterback is in your opposition, I haven’t fully grasped the concept.

It’s a fairly simple concept :rollseyes:

This is why you are mid table, a failure to grasp the subleties of advanced line up strategies.

I’m top of the league mate,
The player who scores the most points is the best one for my lineup, I won’t be putting any 5th receivers or backup tight ends in.

It’s very simple and one of the most fundamental parts of the game…

He’ll never get it mate.

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