Nope I’m well stocked at WR with Gordon returning next week anyhow.
I’ve reviewed my needs and what I’m really after is a top 5 QB. I’d consider trading away Rudolph and some other combination of players but I’m not in any dire need so it’d want to be worth my while.
Matt Ryan/Brady after this weekend???
Indeed.
But why?
Ryan has a terrible run of games coming up against miserly defenses.
That utter, utter cunt Brady will never be on a roster that I manage.
Redskins def 
Ah right.
I didn’t even really want them either. This makes it much better.
If it helps you deal with your loss last week pal, I’m glad to help
Check your texts pal
Fuckit my team is in rag order this week, hadn’t realised till now I have three on a bye week, 4 more doubtful or injured.
Can anybody (except @Elvis_Brandenberg_Kr) point me to a good one week punt available on the player list? @anon7035031??
Don’t be asking the spoofer mate.
Have you considered the TFK tried & tested method of shoving your thumb up your hole.
Or going and shitting in your hat?
Fuck off back to stinking up your own league
Seeing as my hole is one of the few holes of regular posters where your tongue is unlikely to found I might give that a go if it’ll do any good, thanks.
Well mate, who should I pick up?
Are you active on the waiver wire on Tuesday nights / Wednesday mornings, pal? An 0-3 start means you should have first choice of available players. There’s always someone worth picking up - someone who’s exploded onto the scene having not been expected to be so good or someone picking up an RB1 or WR1 role due to the starter getting injured etc etc.
That’s no help whatsoever gimp, he wants names
I’ve picked up the boy called Christine already this week, don’t know if I’m that high on the waiver list cause I’ve actually scored fairly well every week.
Here are available targets
My training and development program allows the player to solve the puzzle himself, chef.
