Turd Division 2016

Hard to believe a seemingly active player has such a bad team at this stage.

Ah look, @anon7035031 has a lot on his plate with the election and everything. I’m sure he’ll use his year with the turds as a learning experience and be all the better for it next year.

Labane is very comfortable with his current position pal. You have an unhealthy obsession with me, suggest you get some help.

An unfortunate oversight from myself is that @artfoley has a much higher waiver for Friday position that he would have had if he had been able to add players this morning.

Are people ok with this? I’ll take your feedback and if there is a majority showing disquiet I’ll take a vote on it, excluding myself and @artfoley from said vote. I’ve no issue with it to be honest but I wait to ensure that everything is completely transparent.

Why do you keep saying Friday? Is it not first come first served from now until games start on Sunday?

There’s a second round of waivers every Friday morning. Players that were dumped by franchises today are available after the Thursday night games.

EDIT: How did you commish last season and not know this?

Has everyone moved up to the same degree as Art? No real issue with it here anyway

Only if they didn’t claim a waiver this morning.

That’s their own fault if they didn’t bother. As you were Commish

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People generally don’t queue up on a Friday for Wednesdays cast offs. I’ll check in Friday and see how many GMs have put in waiver claims.

I picked up Booker on a waiver today, happy to do so and surprised to see him there to be honest.
What made you dump him for his backup @Bad_Winner? Is there a new order in Denver?

They are splitting the role, brooker isn’t great

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@anon32894817 put out a team of guys playing this week, Harry has a jump on you but don’t lie down.
If you want to strengthen all round I’ll give you three good players for Mike Evans. Let me know if you’re willing to part with him.

Why am I currently blocked from adding on the wire? My ban was up on Friday. This is extremely unethical

If @croppy_boy has been found to be blocking a championship rival’s waiver claims, then serious repercussions are to follow.

I will wait for @croppy_boy to explain himself before stepping in as High Commissioner of the Turds.

This is very serious.

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Here he is, on SUNDAY, unable to add a player. @croppy_boy, this is an obvious, and outrageous, abuse of your power to handicap a championship rival. I’ll have your letter of resignation from the commissioner role first thing in the morning.

I hereby appoint Turd stalwart, and all round “not a cheating bastard” @Raylan to the role of Turd commissioner. Please commence formal handover procedure.

It’s Saturday, you interfering cretin. @croppy_boy is an impartial and excellent commish. I’m sure he will rectify this before games start tomorrow (Sunday).

This is my division, pal. Don’t ever forget it. You’re only here for my entertainment.

Impartial? He has blocked waiver claims for the league leader and direct opponent this week! Impartial! :joy:

He can rectify all he wants. @Loko_Cove’s waiver suspension has already overrun by 24 hours, during which time he has already missed out on 2 (two) potential waiver pickups.

This is an open and shut case.