Turd Division 2016

Benching Mathews was a fatal error.

I’m learning some harsh lessons in my debut Season.

Did I win?

Yes, yes you did. It’ll be rubber stamped tonight / Tuesday morning.

Matthews has been a huge dissapointment all year, I’d never have expected more than 8 points from him.
@anon32894817 has a decent enough lineup, your own is quite weak, did you fuck up the draft? You have no stars?
I’d still think you’ll win tonight though.

Any of you playoff contenders willing to part with a decent surplus to requirement WR for the privilege of having Alshon Jeffery for the big games?
Better than what available on waivers please.

There’s four games left in the Turd’s regular season. How many games has Jeffery been suspended for?

Have you any magic beans for sale, by any chance?

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Just chancing my arm, wasn’t asking for much but my post made clear that he was only for playoffs.
He’s got two good matchups for a WR in 15 and 16.

as a matter of interest how does it work out with players from the teams that don’t make the playoffs, are they untouchable for the playoff games?

A comfortable win for a finish over my fellow underachiever @ciarancareyshurlingarmy, didn’t look likely at all at 9pm on Sunday when most of my week was done, unlucky pal, you were fucked from the bye week.
A 500% season is still possible but I’d settle for 6-8 now which could be good enough for second in my conference.

I failed to set a trade deadline. There normally would be one to stop any shenanigans going on.

@Gman didn’t you have one in place before and what week should it be?

Unlucky buddy.

See you in the play offs!

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My squad is weak on wide receivers and have not recovered that since the start. Need all 3 big running backs playing and performing

@southernbias check your texts

I’m well-stocked at TE already :-1:t3:

You missed a few tricks so, I would have been willing to part with OBJ not so long ago and only let Jordy Nelson go a couple of weeks ago,
Still and all you’re 1 point behind the third highest scorer in our league, you’re doing a lot right and should really be at least battling for a playoff spot.

Thanks for Jordy, he has fitted in well and is one of the reasons I am defying the pundits.
You should have a really good return from Todd Gurley from here on, now that the Rams have decided to start Jared Goff.

Gurley was looking at an upturn anyway with the upcoming matchups but glad to see the QB change for sure.
Jordy has been up and down all year but his understanding with Rogers seemed to be back to its best on Sunday. I’m not writing it off, I’m a bit pissed off with the Jeffery situation though, i felt he had a few big games in him and there’s nothing to compare on waivers.
Pity you won at the weekend though because unlikely as it seemed i still had a chance to win this division.

Bumped for @Gman

Just block any that don’t look kosher and fuck the begrudgers.

Question, is it the three conference winners and next highest ranked team that qualify? A lot of games to be played but the big battle seems to be for first in the west between Croppy and Art.
Loko and Croppy appear to be the class judging by their points totals.

That’s inappropriate as it leaves the ruling of the Commish open to question, more so if he’s involved in the play-offs.

As the normal NFL has a trade deadline so shall The Turd Division. NFL.com suggests three dates in November so we’ll go with the latest, Friday November 25.

Make sure you have all of your required business completed as early as possible to avoid any upset.

@Elvis_Brandenberg_Kr
@Loko_Cove
@manbehindthewire
@Raylan
@Mullach_Ide
@artfoley
@Bad_Winner
@ciarancareyshurlingarmy
@backinatracksuit
@carryharry
@anon32894817

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