Turd Division 2016

Well done mate, solid team and comfortably top scorers in the league, a backbone of Shady, Murray and Julio Jones is tough for any opponent to face up to.

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Congrats, pal. Many thanks for your help this season.

Unbelievable that one of my 2 wins was actually against you.

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I’m still annoyed I didn’t start Jacquizz in that one :slight_smile:

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I’ll be a different animal next year that’s for sure. Day 1 drafting was shocking but I’ve learned some harsh but invaluable lessons which I plan to rectify next year.

Thanks again Commish.

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I’ll hold my hands up and admit I didn’t give you all the support that you needed/deserved … Keeping my own franchise on a winning run took more out of me than I had anticipated and for that I must apologize, my friend.

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Well done pal on an outstanding season. The place you are going to seems to be inhabited by a right shower of belligerents, but I am sure you will handle yourself with the humbleness and dignity you have displayed here.

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23.29 points from Mike Wallace tonight and @Bad_Winner wins the division and goes to the playoffs.
Good luck mate, you deserve it.

I can’t believe @Elvis_Brandenberg_Kr is going to sneak into the playoffs after that disgusting capitulation against the Wexican. There are several far more deserving of that 4th spot.

Congrats @anon7035031 for taking the very competitive Central Turds. I hope I speak for the other two as well in hoping that you go all the way.

Interestingly three of the playoff bound teams had disastrous weeks while @croppy_boy ran up a big score without his star player.

Thanks mate, it’s not often we in Galway hear a concession speech from a Corkman…

I have a feeling croppy has peaked. While myself and @Loko_Cove will be lucky to break 100 between us in the semifinal, I do think the winner will impale the Wexican on his own pitchfork in the final. Just a feeling.
It’s all that matters anyway, promotion my bollox, winning the Turd Championship is far superior IMO to spending next season up with that shower of cunts in the Segunda.

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I need Green to get back fit for this weekend. Back training this week.

:rollseyes:

I’m already looking forward to next season.

Final Standings. My promotion for next season is confirmed.

The weakness of the Central Turds is confirmed with the winner of that Division @anon7035031 securing a play off spot despite only finishing sixth on the overall standings.

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Play-off schedule confirmed,

Seems like a very naive division alright. The scores against column is telling - they clearly paid no attention to their opponents and their D. You’re going nowhere if you don’t try to negate what the opposition is doing.

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@ciarancareyshurlingarmy very unlucky - finished 4th and didnt make the playoffs - My money is on @Elvis_Brandenberg_Kr here - bring it home, pal.

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Great to see that all of @croppy_boy’s obfuscation, gerrymandering and downright cheating has paid dividends. Welcome back to the Segunda, hopefully you will give a better account of yourself than you did in your debut season.

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I assume that thick Tipp cunt will be relegated and room made for my seconds.

In my debut Segunda season I got promoted to the Primera through the play offs so I presume you’re hoping that I’m the outright Champion.

Thanks.

You cheating cunt.