Turd Division

Welcome to the segunda gents. Clixby you’ll have to up your levels of posting in a big way, its a requirement of segunda membership and a way to learn some personal information about you which can be used against you in snide personal attacks. Fall in.

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I’ll join in the banter and berating but I’ll not be letting the mask slip if I can help it. Why provide the ammo to the firing squad?

Thats exactly the response a tipp cunt based in Australia working as a carpenter would give

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:fearful:

Seeing as no one else has taking the initiative I’ll get us moving on this.

Same as in the Segunda vote the options are as follows:

Yes: is to review the new format which will be proposed by a “task force” of 2 members from each division

No: is to keep the Turd DIvision the way it is

@Elvis_Brandenberg_Kr YES
@croppy_boy YES
@Loko_Cove YES
@anon26343222
@manbehindthewire
@Soisear_B
@Raylan YES
@eagle_eye
@Mullach_Ide
@artfoley YES
@briantinnion

The Segunda had easily established itself as being at the absolute forefront of TFKNFLFF and I’m sad to leave it. I’ve never heard of half of the posters in the Turds.

I don’t think this is change for change’s sake. I believe it to be a genuine effort to reinvigorate the other ailing leagues. Like the NFL realignment of 2002, when the Colts were fucked out of the AFC East, Carolina got to play in a division where they weren’t travelling a few thousand miles for every away game and Seattle got the road from the AFC entirely, this can have a positive effect on the game.

The Segunda has most to lose, for sure, but I believe most of my erstwhile GM colleagues are reasonable men of fortitude and practicality. For this reason the Gravy Bombs franchise, a founding member of The Segunda, and which was on the point of dissolution, is prepared to consider new options.

I am also willing to let my name go forward, along with @croppy_boy, as a member of the task force.

Gravy Bombs votes YES.

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Outstanding.

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Fair fucks to you.

I’m also a YES.

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Yes

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Yes

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I don’t believe I’m eligible to vote but it’s a YES from me.

Indeed you are not.

You’ll have to wait until the discussions for change take place and see if you can take your place among the good and glorious of TFKNFLFFL once more.

Ojs bills say yes

@croppy_boy , you’ll hear a Yes from @Mullach_Ide before night. The rest of those fuckers named are useless and i wouldn’t hang about waiting on them.

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We currently stand on

@Elvis_Brandenberg_Kr YES
@croppy_boy YES
@Loko_Cove YES
@anon26343222
@manbehindthewire YES
@Soisear_B
@Raylan YES
@eagle_eye
@Mullach_Ide
@artfoley YES

@Turenne Can vote with the Primera if that’s where his first team is,

There can only be a YES vote or a tie at this point in time.

However as this is a poll I’m going to put a closing time of 9am GMT next Monday, unless we reach a result before then. Anyone that has not voted by then will be counted as abstaining.

Aye.

YES

Yes.

What now?

It’s a tentative yes from me, let’s be careful though, it’s not a fucking golf society we are in.

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