Twitter (Part 1)

The dance partner is an upgrade.

Couple of hours, hotel room, set of jump leads.

It was on her fucking birthday :smile:

Women using social media to settle scores and the rest of us have to accept it as ā€˜equalityā€™

What a laugh :rofl:

The feminazi are slowly turning the screw so you cant look sideways now and youā€™re a sexist pigā€¦ thatā€™s the modern world I supposeā€¦ those that scream loudest are rewarded.

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The dancer one does seem to be a bit of a dirty minx.

A Russian sure.

Youā€™d want your head examined to let your partner on strictly

Hi ewan

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Ewan has the shit rattled outta de duds.

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Why was she going out with this cunt/nobody who Iā€™d never heard of before.

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ā€œOh my God I know this is an interview but I have to risk my career just to tell you that, in spite of how you appear on your Twitter photo, your legs, face, arse, thighs and chest are unrealā€

Thereā€™s a fucking belter in the comments underneath :joy::joy::joy:

At her age the travel coffee mug was probably a better idea.

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Would you let her sit on your face?

For fucking what?

For her birthday

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Nearly every post on The State of LinkedIn is good enough to repost here. Maxine is a frigid.

Has LimeKiln turned in to a WUM fest . Probably a logical conclusion .

I was just about to ask ā€¦ surely these are all piss takes?