Twitter (Part 1)

You stirring shit again? Get back in under the table

https://twitter.com/JamesWorron/status/1276445399004467200

@Horsebox, does this parody tweet remind you of anyone who was being serious?

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No one ever lost money betting on peoples stupidity.

All you need to do is look at the Bookmakers.

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Donā€™t forget the Publicans, bro.

Publicans love their clientele. Theyā€™re like family.

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Language doesnā€™t matter anymore, mate. Weā€™ve established that already.

Thereā€™s some very useful information here.

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No. I just think lads pretending is gas. Sure Peter Kay did that routine years ago, only with originality, brevity and wit.

Iā€™d say if Benny Hill or Dick Emry were still alive, theyā€™d be kilt

Sure val doonican would be too offensive

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:grin:

You could never be accused of brevity

True

Brevity is overrated

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Its sad for whoever has died i suppose

Itā€™s time to just get Brevity done. Itā€™s taking ages.

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Along that line, you could say itā€™s the sole of wit.

I donā€™t have an account on the Twitter machine, but jaysus, some fucking stupid bunch of people replying to this. Irish Americans by the looks of this. Someone needs to fire in a few tweet bombs. A 100% Irisher for good measureā€¦

I got called a leprechaun by a fella in a bar in Philadelphia after I sharked him for 50 dollars in a game of pool. In fact, he was calling me a lepreeshan, you what? says I
Youā€™re a fucking lepreeshan, i fucking hate the Irish. Fuck you man.
I gets a tap on the shoulder, I think heā€™s calling you a leprechaun.

To make a long story short, the bar owner was a proud Cork-American and your man and his pals got fucked out, and I drank a bottle of Midleton rare with the owner free of charge for my troubles.

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