Good stuff from the bar owner. Take their money, and then f*ck em out the door. 
cringe
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How the tennis coming along mate?
reallly good
its such a great game. soon ill be able to have a proper game with my eldest
that will be a game changer
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Ah that’s lovely 
Was his name Billy Badass perchance? One of the summers in America in NJ and we had a fair few simple septics convinced that ‘Lepreeshans’ were in fact a protected ethnic group that lived in the mountains and carjacked and raped folk but that they couldn’t be prosecuted due to their special status. One of these simpletons called himself ‘Billy Badass from Philly’ and had a baby python that he carried around in his pocket.
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Sorry to be the one to tell you … that wasnt a snake you were stroking…
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This is why I try not to post too early in the day.
He did take it out and let us stroke it in the pub one evening. Pete, I think he named it.
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Reminds me of the joke “Do you know the difference between a leg of chicken and a penis?” No? Ok. Do you want to go on a picnic tomorrow?”
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Of the joke you read on here few days ago?
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Its ok mate, it wasn’t funny then either.
Copyright Sid the sexist
Was it here I read it? I though it was funny anyhow.
I read it here a few days ago anyway. Gave me a laugh as well
I thought it was quite funny when @EstebanSexface posted it a couple of days ago and gave it a “like” accordingly. It feels out of context and quite forced here though.
You want someone to eat your penis?
If you’re offering …