Legend
The closing paragraph 
Paddy needs a bigger drum to beat.
Last week a similar event occurred in the area after six clients were infected with the coronavirus when a strip club dancer with diarrhea symptoms accidentally defecated onto several clients during a show.
Was that extra?
What the Fuck. 
Amazingly a local also got jailed for breaking into a barbers and giving himself a haircut.
Thereās a lovely photo.
The poor lad only managed to get halfway before he was seized in an appalling stroke of bad luck.
What the absolute fuck? - are these real peopl?
Megan Thee Stallion says she was shot by Tory Lanez
Course they are mate. Youāre just too used to the view from your* ivory tower
- Mrs o Sullivanās
You wouldnt be saying that if your young lad arrived home with a Megan Thee Stallion.
Iād be too busy ogling
Theyāre so lucky to have the pubs open