Twitter Thread Special Edition - Emma Higgins’ Twitter Feed

Update: Emma has a hairy Bush.

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Whenever women used to ask me if I wanted them to shave their pubes for me I would just tell them That I wasn’t a paedophile. But lately I’ve decided that you don’t want to stick your face into an aul scraggly bush that gets caught in your teeth. I also think it’s better for the women if a man has a clear view of what he’s doing down there.

My gf has now told me in the past few weeks that she’s going for laser hair removal down there so she’ll never even have to shave it again.

She is sound

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You’d love Emer O’Toole, mate. Non-shaving Galway woman who writes for The Guardian.

I am trying to decide on the most glaring tautology here and am flummoxed .

Does this mean that you’re now a paedophile?

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Afraid not mate. Bandwagoner.

Wonder could Emma name 5 players off each ‘top class squads’ ?

A prominent Limerick poster is following Emma on Twitter

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Half the Munster rugby crowd who attended the final are in the same boat.

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Been awhile.

No happy with the Catholic Church, might stick this post into The official Roman Catholic thread for the craic.

Contactless payment — Now all they need is contactless priests

cc @Tim_Riggins

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Ah you deserve a like for that. Kudos.

Quit stealing my material

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Jesus you’re a king for catching people out, it’s great not being on the receiving end.

For that I’ve unliked @anon61878697’s post.

Sorry James - I didnt realise. … it was a mild quip but I didnt realize you had monopolized it.

Gelnshane4?

hopefully the bank account these payments are going into has an automated payment that goes directly out to a victims fund.

Christ. Not you as well.